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Song Parodies -> "Stay Crude"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Stay Crude"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

stay crude, keep on, be bad,
take a bad song, and make it badder
remember, don't ever take it to heart
when I say love farts
it just makes songs better

stay crude, don't be so staid
I will write two, and make them better
the minute I get there under your skin,
saying "shove in" it just makes it better

and anytime you read the lines,
stay crude, it's fine,
I carry the words, two meanings, "boulders"
and though you know what is a tool,
I write, you fool,
I make it so dry, for those much older

stay crude, don't let me down,
we an write here, when we drink some strong beer
remember, I love to write of those farts
and then I start, to make a song better

so pull it out and put it in, stay crude, within,
the limits of chuck, and those, he's on with
and don't you know that it's not rude,
stay crude, it's true
of movements we write, and of course.. boulders

stay crude, keep on, be bad,
take a bad song, and make it badder
remember, don't ever take it to heart
when I say love farts
it just makes songs better

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TJC - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Your song boat's obviously crewed by the best!
malcolm higgins - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, TJC.. most people think I'm only rowing with one oar in the water, tjhough...

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