-> "Nine Sausages"
Original Song Title:
"Time Passages" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
it was late after breakfast, the cook had to go,
even the grill, was turned way down low
I don't eat pemeal, it just gives me gas
I felt the pangs of my hunger yell
nine sausages I know I'll eat them if you make them nice
with toast, I'll take it as the last hot meal tonight
well I'm not the kind to eat really fast
I like to chew, and make my food last
things like a sausage, way back in my past
when I used to act, my best role was cast,
I played nine sausages
nine little outfits, different one each time,
I won a TONY for the last tube roll that night
hear them sizzle, oh hey there man give them a turn
don't know why you feel that tubesteak should burn
just put them there on the plate
well as much as I'm eating, I'm drawing a crowd,
I'm slowly eating, all nine and I'm proud
a girl comes to watch me, I once used to dig
she pointed her finger said you're such a pig
is that NINE SAUSAGES?
it's no wonder your pants are so tight
I hope you mark this as a good score amiright..
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