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Song Parodies -> "Nine Sausages"

Original Song Title:

"Time Passages"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Al Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Nine Sausages"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

it was late after breakfast, the cook had to go,
even the grill, was turned way down low
I don't eat pemeal, it just gives me gas
I felt the pangs of my hunger yell
nine sausages I know I'll eat them if you make them nice
nine sausages
with toast, I'll take it as the last hot meal tonight

well I'm not the kind to eat really fast
I like to chew, and make my food last
things like a sausage, way back in my past
when I used to act, my best role was cast,
I played nine sausages
nine little outfits, different one each time,
nine sausages
I won a TONY for the last tube roll that night

hear them sizzle, oh hey there man give them a turn
don't know why you feel that tubesteak should burn
just put them there on the plate

well as much as I'm eating, I'm drawing a crowd,
I'm slowly eating, all nine and I'm proud
a girl comes to watch me, I once used to dig
she pointed her finger said you're such a pig
is that NINE SAUSAGES?
it's no wonder your pants are so tight
nine sausages
I hope you mark this as a good score amiright..



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Meriadoc - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh heh, and I thought this was gonna be dirty... ;-)

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