Song Parodies -> Born To Be A Guy(the She/he Thing Song)

Original Song Title:

"Born To Be Alive"

Original Performer:

Patrick Hernandez

  
Parody Song Title:

"Born To Be A Guy(the She/he Thing Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

she was born to be... a guy
she was born to be... a guy
born.......born to be a guy ( born to be a guy)
yes she was born ....born... born...born...born to be a guy

people always ask to see I.d. she always tries deny them
down down down
makeup wigs, and falsies help her hide the fact that she's a homo
guy guy guy

you see she's born... born.. born to be a guy ( born to be a guy)
yes she was born born born

used to be a guy , to be a guy to be a guy
used to be a guy , to be a guy to be a guy
she used to be a guy

she was just a transie hiding from the awful truth she had a
dong dong dong
just a ding a ling inside the body of a man she found it
wrong wrong wrong

cause she was born.... born born to be a guy ( born to be a guy)
yes she was born...born...born
cause she was born.... born born to be a guy ( born to be a guy)
yes she was born...born...born
cause she was born.... born born to be a guy ( born to be a guy)
yes she was born...born...born
cause she was born.... born born to be a guy ( born to be a guy)
yes she was born...born...born
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MrMacphisto - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... This is almost as funny as a video clip that some Swedish dude did of Hitler singing the original song... you can check that out here: http://www.atmo.se/zino.aspx?pageID=4&articleID=399
2nz - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I've never heard this song before. If it was allowed I would give you all 5's and then subtract 10 from each category for being the reason why I had to hear this song. But I'm sure you won't mind if I just do the former. Good job, HigMal
I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
It sounds like a Miriam Tribute song!!! My Dad has gone crazy about her- him, whatever the fuck it is!!!

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