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Song Parodies -> "You're Thirteen"

Original Song Title:

"You're Sixteen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"You're Thirteen"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

he came on like a dream, bought you ice cream,
now in jail he's doing time,
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful,
for your time..

he likes teenager girls,
gives them a whirl,
plies them with chocolate and wine,
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful,
for your time

you're a baby, way too young yet
ten to life is what he should get
he should have known he should have stopped,
he told the judge that he hid from the cops,

you got out now it seems, you take it too far,
you look twenty nine
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful for your time

you're a baby, way too young yet
ten to life is what he should get
he should have known he should have stopped,
he told the judge that he hid from the cops,

you got out now it seems, you take it too far,
you look twenty nine
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful for your time

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Billy Florio - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job! lol

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