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Song Parodies -> "(The Song Is) 'Mer And Pippable'"

Original Song Title:

"Simply Irresistable"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"(The Song Is) 'Mer And Pippable'"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

god I want this to be two chicks and they end up in a threesome with me...or I'm the biggest fool this side of .. well over this side anyway
those two are never visible
their gender not discernible
sexually mythical
the flirting is reciprocal

they are hobbits of course, a parodial force
the chalupas they win, I always endorse
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable

their writing is powerful huh
a laugh is unavoidable
are they girl or boy-da-ble?
their game is quite annoyable

are they ugly with paws? or like vultures with claws?
I bet their beauty has awe, I'll surrender because
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable

song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)
song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)

it's unavoidable, it makes me take a fall
they think I'm good in bed, or so they said before
all my dreams and promises, they better not have balls
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable

song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)
song is mer and pippable
( girls or guys, there's no tellin and they've not said)

their writing undeniable
if female are they pliable?
my viagra makes them tryable
I hope the sheets are dryable

are they ugly with paws? or like vultures with claws?
I bet their beauty has awe, I'll surrender because
this song seems to be, a quick reminder,
the song is mer and pippable

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Guy - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Malky - Maybe some day you'll get your wish and then you can particiPIPable. Nice job.
Ryann - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
what a sexy song!
wdh - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd advise only Merrying Pippin....
Painted Jaguar - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Not shy, at your whim
Mer Brandybuck that's him
Got two or both trimmed?
Pippin Tooky that's him...
Want to shell them until they uncoil? Meet you on the banks of the turbid Amazon... ;-)
Rice Cube - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
You might wanna be careful whose cheek you grab in that threesome, Mr. Higgins ;-)
Peregrin - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe one day Malky, when we are round your way....***
Meriadoc - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Awww Mal, you know you want us, no matter which sex we are... ;-)
malcolm higgins - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I see my gremlin has come bacl...lol and btw pips.. if one of you is a guy, well. uh actually no I Don't want both of you...lol
Michael Pacholek - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm wants to eat, drink and do Merry, for tomorrow...
Diva - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work!
Johnny D - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
We all love a mystery!

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