when I'm dry gonna drink what's the best
make me fat and give man breasts
when I'm feeling down and dry
gonna fix me up get some beer within the guy
drinkin up get the beer within the guy
get a beer gut and big thighs
when I drink gonna get the wee breasts
just to match the effects of the rest

and munch a pie especially the crust
I got a friend tortillas
so you know that when you're dry
gonna set you up with a plate of greasy fries
gonna set you up with a plate of greasy fries
you're gonna grow big and die
that's what you're gonna do, you're a guy
when you do and they lay yo to rest
let gravity flatten your breasts

never been a drinker that doesn't drink
i keep mine cold in freezers
so you know that when I'm dry
I open one up get the beer within the guy
open a bud get the beer within the guy
gonna grow my gut some size
blubber thighs and then maybe man breasts
but I'm gonna show you that light beer's the best
go to the lite beer that's best