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Song Parodies -> "She's From Alaska"

Original Song Title:

"North To Alaska"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Horton

Parody Song Title:

"She's From Alaska"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Way up north (She's from Alaska )
Way up north (She's from Alaska)
She's from Alaska
She's from the north, the race is on
She's from Alaska
She's from the north, the race is on

Sarah Barracuda they called her in '92
she never liked at losing, and she'd take some action too
the bridge over the river, she made that bad plan fold
below those big white mountains, and now she's come along

She crossed the majestic mountains, and she came here now we know
she slammed the demo writers, and he told them where to go
with her glasses on, and mommy smile, in the land of the far right
yes Sarah's new word in the mighty land and we're all so glad she's come

so the media's whining
and snippets they're finding
up in Alaska

She's from the north, the race is on
Way up north (She's from Alaska Alaska)
Way up north (She's from Alaska)
She's from Alaska
She's from the north, the race is on
She's from Alaska
She's from the north, the race is on
joe told barack she's got pride, understand
and old barack said slime her, just like the left can
we've got to get ugly, win any way that we can
for Washington's calling and we're going to waste this land.

now they picked a woman, and the swing vote's on the line
remember old Hil, right there? she'll try to run again
I'll win old Virginnie, but then they'll send me home
I'll vote a hundred "presents" when the time comes then to vote

so the media's whining
and snippets they're finding
up in Alaska
She's from the north, the race is on
Way up north (She's from Alaska Alaska)
Way up north (She's from Alaska)
She's from Alaska

Way up north (She's from Alaska )
Way up north (She's from Alaska)
Way up north (She's from Alaska )
Way up north (She's from Alaska)

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