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Song Parodies -> "Jelly Bellied Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Jelly Bellied Man"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

finally something I have personal knowledge of...
my waist was so fine till the time that I found out
jelly beans, chocolate queens
food came along and I scarfed it so heavy
wunderbars, sugar stars

don't know if I will but until I can find me
a surgeon who cares enough to bind me,
I'll be what I am
jelly bellied man
jelly bellied man

I've had it to here being where thin's the in thing
like a stick, not too thick..
I know it's been done cutting our all the sugar,
eat no fat, the hell with that

don't know if I will but until I can find me
a surgeon who cares enough to bind me,
I'll be what I am
jelly bellied man
jelly bellied man

don't know if I will but until I can find me
a surgeon who cares enough to bind me,
I'll be what I am
jelly bellied man
jelly bellied man

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