Song Parodies -> She Will Be Clubbed (the Present Day Slave Song)
| Original Song Title: | "She Will Be Loved" |
| Original Performer: | Maroon 5 |
| Parody Song Title: | "She Will Be Clubbed (the Present Day Slave Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
to the young women of the world locked away , sold for pennies by poor families and horrible parents. this one's for you... don't really expect too high votes for "funny" though.. just reality
beauty queen was sold at 18
a dozen rupees was the sell
he was always there to abuse her
always kept her to himself
she's never smile it's vile
to hide some one for sure
it happens so many times
should never happen more
rack my mind nearly every day
how to free them make them love again, aww
look for the girls with the broken smiles
if her master sees her he's vile
and she will be clubbed she will be clubbed
go wash the windows, scrub down his floor
and make the house look beautiful
I know I write of things of what I'm sure
but it don't matter anymore
it takes us to change more and realise
that slavery is just so wrong yeah..
their lives should be full but they're broken
we help but then we don't...
rack my mind nearly every day
how to free them make them love again, aww
look for the girls with the broken smiles
if her master sees her he's vile
and she will be clubbed she will be clubbed
and she will be clubbed she will be clubbed
her master will hide her in the back of the car
knows where she is always can't get too far
we know that her rights mean nothing at all
we all should help her and free her everytime she calls..yeah.
go wash the windows, scrub down his floor
and make the house look beautiful
rack my mind nearly every day
how to free them make them love again, aww
look for the girls with the broken smiles
if her master sees her he's vile
and she will be clubbed she will be clubbed
and she will be clubbed she will be clubbed
a dozen rupees was the sell
he was always there to abuse her
always kept her to himself
she's never smile it's vile
to hide some one for sure
it happens so many times
should never happen more
rack my mind nearly every day
how to free them make them love again, aww
look for the girls with the broken smiles
if her master sees her he's vile
and she will be clubbed she will be clubbed
go wash the windows, scrub down his floor
and make the house look beautiful
I know I write of things of what I'm sure
but it don't matter anymore
it takes us to change more and realise
that slavery is just so wrong yeah..
their lives should be full but they're broken
we help but then we don't...
rack my mind nearly every day
how to free them make them love again, aww
look for the girls with the broken smiles
if her master sees her he's vile
and she will be clubbed she will be clubbed
and she will be clubbed she will be clubbed
her master will hide her in the back of the car
knows where she is always can't get too far
we know that her rights mean nothing at all
we all should help her and free her everytime she calls..yeah.
go wash the windows, scrub down his floor
and make the house look beautiful
rack my mind nearly every day
how to free them make them love again, aww
look for the girls with the broken smiles
if her master sees her he's vile
and she will be clubbed she will be clubbed
and she will be clubbed she will be clubbed
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