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Song Parodies -> "Tonight, We're Celibate, My Love, It's True"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You"

Original Performer:

Peabo Bryson And Roberta Flack

Parody Song Title:

"Tonight, We're Celibate, My Love, It's True"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Tonight, we're celibate, my love, it's true
it seems an unnatural thing to do
tonight, I won't be behind you
I hate this, may I just remind you
I can't make love to you
tonight, we're celibate, my love, it's true
I'd hoped, deep inside you'd be there too
tonight, my guts just will be churning
for a guy, give back that diamond
I won't make love to you tonight

tonight, we're celibate, my love, it's true
and that midnight turn away from me by you
tonight, there'll be some distance between us
what I want most to do, is to do it to you
tonight
tonight, we're celibate my love, it's true
when the love resumes it will feel so brand new
tonight we'll both discover we're friends not ever lovers
I won't make love to you
tonight, we;re celobate my love, it's true

and that midnight turn away from me by you
tonight, there'll be some distance between us
what I want most to do, is to do it to you
tonight i'm celibate, my love, with you
tonight






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Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Lemme guess: You tried Viagra, but you couldn't swallow it, and only got a stiff neck. (Hard to believe that's now an old joke.)

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