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Song Parodies -> "A Day In The Life (of A Recent Surgical Patient)"

Original Song Title:

"A Day In The Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Day In The Life (of A Recent Surgical Patient)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I read my chart today oh boy,
I'm not a lucky man, it's plain to see
a rectal probe , it just sounds bad,
will I get laughing gas,
before they probe my ass?

on my right leg there is a scar,
I only hope I get my dressing changed
don't want to look, I turn away,
I've not done this before
nobody has told me I would look like
something from the war...

I saw the films today oh boy,
the xrays say my leg's lost ten degrees
but I saw three knees, there that day,
and I just had to look,
which one was in that hook???
my drugs to turn me.o-o-o-ooo-ooonnon-n-n-n-n-n-n-n

woke up, from surgery,
in a room, recovery,
found some water there and drank a cup,
and looking up, I didn't feel too great
grabbed the nurse and grabbed the doc,
and I asked how is my C**k?
I was rolled upstairs and then I spoke,
is my thing broke? is this a bad dream?

I read the chart today oh boy,
they got me up for some psychology
although my brain cell's rather small,
they want to count them , see
now they know how many cells it takes to
write a parody
I'd love to, just go oo-o-o-o-o--n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-

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royce miller - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
And just how many brain cells does it take to write a parody?
Phil Alexander - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment depends which part of the body you do your thinking with, I guess
Static - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
ah ha ha, rectal probe... uh oh, I have another idea...
Adagio - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny one, Malcolm. Those would be your first words. :D
Meriadoc - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Glad you're doing okay, Malky! And for Royce: one cell to write the main parody; 103,577,832,948,021 to add all the naughty bits... guess all of Mal's are working fine! :-D
Michael Pacholek - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
And he'd love for you to find out for sure, Merry.
malcolm higgins - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
good thought Mer, I think you are right on.. kinds like a load huh?? 1,456,654,777,897,345, cells in the "naughty bit" (hee hee) and ONCE CELL DOES ALL THE DAMAGE... SWim! SWIM!!! it's a long way from the esophagus to the uterus tho, isn't it? come on sperm cells.. sing with me! "onward christian soldiers......."
Ronald Reagan - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Mr. Diaphragm, tear down this wall!
Michael Pacholek - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I think we see what Malcolm's REAL religion is. He worships the great god Phallus. Every time it rains, it rains... (Don't say it, Mike!) Penis from heaven! (Oy, he said it!) The question is, will they loet me post it? They kept both "The Erection..." and "The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald," so...

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