now that he's back from the old homestead,
shot a millionaire in the head, hey hey hey hey hey
he hunts like hitler, and causes pain,
reminds us he's dumb again, hey hey hey hey hey
since his return from his hunt on the ranch
he's now misled the whole press branch hey hey hey hey hey

tell me, did you think that Quail was Dan?
did you make it look a silly way yes we are all so jaded,
and your deeds mis-stated?

tell me? did you shoot at a millionaire,
were you envious of his hair
and did you shoot him while you were having heart gyrations again?

now that he's back from the bad vacation
harry's now in isolation, ey ey ey ey ey
raised his shotgun and he shot too low,
jed clampett hunts for oil, you know ey ey ey ey ey ey

now that he's back in his atmosphere
he's afraid that we might think of him as
bad hunt game, didn't have the time to aim
told the story of a man that he wounded out of plan...

tell me, did the quail throw you off your game?
did you finally get a chance to shoot a man today?
head back to the whitehouse, say...
tell me that Harry's doing fine,
with the birdshot I put into his mind
I guess I missed the birds I said I shot at way out there

can you imagine no buckshot scarring vision,
george Bush always stickin up for you
even when you're clearly wrong
can you imagine no charges, stemming from your hunting
after that ol' boys conversation
the best deception that you've ever had for free??

tell me? did you shoot at a millionaire,
were you envious of his hair
and did you shoot him while you were having heart gyrations again?

(as Cheney sings )
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah

and was it lonely as you shot the only pal you had down there??