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Song Parodies -> "Squishin And Gropin"

Original Song Title:

"Wishin And Hopin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"Squishin And Gropin"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

squishin and gropin, and jokin, 'bout layin
slammin and preening each night with his arms.
he thought he's doin no harm

so if you're lookin to be governor there
all you gotta do is
tell'em you're with 'em , you love em
apologize there

show them that you care, what you do
be their new champ, that's what to do
say you care just for them, 'cause
you're elected
thinkin about layin
them that you been gropin,

squishin and gropin, and thinkin bout layin
planning and scheming, the kiss is the part
that shows your new kennedy heart


so if you're lookin to be governor there
all you gotta do is
tell'em you're with 'em , you love em
apologize there

show them that you care, what you do
be their new champ, that's what to do
say you care just for them, 'cause
you're elected
thinkin about layin
them that you been gropin

squishin and gropin, and thinkin bout layin
planning and scheming, the kiss is the part
that shows your new kennedy heart


so if you're lookin to be governor there
all you gotta do is
tell'em you're with 'em , you love em
apologize there
yeah just do it and after you do, you will get through
they'll vote for you
they'll vote for you


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Peregrin - October 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I'll comment Mal. Political persuasion means nothing to me so far as parody writing is concerned. This was funny!

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