short skirts
short pants
I've got
no chance
worn apart, looks rough, unless you're buff
I fantasize again, fantasize again
skirts are like a fire,
my dream is the flame..
ooh ohh
short skirts

I'm fat, I know, but even so
I like them so.. I should just know
they're showin what they got, hidin not a lot
asses like a whale those should be shot..
short skirts..
ooh oh short skirts

some folks look like spandexness, latexness, elascticness
some are too fat for this dress.
they're not foolin me.
this don't apply to you, don't apply to you
your skirt is allright, I can see right through
your skirt...
ooh ooh short skirt

solo

this don't apply to you, don't apply to you
your skirt is allright, I can see right through
your skirt...
ooh ooh short skirts