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Song Parodies -> "Short Skirts"

Original Song Title:

"Love Hurts"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nazareth

Parody Song Title:

"Short Skirts"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

short skirts
short pants
I've got
no chance
worn apart, looks rough, unless you're buff
I fantasize again, fantasize again
skirts are like a fire,
my dream is the flame..
ooh ohh
short skirts

I'm fat, I know, but even so
I like them so.. I should just know
they're showin what they got, hidin not a lot
asses like a whale those should be shot..
short skirts..
ooh oh short skirts

some folks look like spandexness, latexness, elascticness
some are too fat for this dress.
they're not foolin me.
this don't apply to you, don't apply to you
your skirt is allright, I can see right through
your skirt...
ooh ooh short skirt

solo

this don't apply to you, don't apply to you
your skirt is allright, I can see right through
your skirt...
ooh ooh short skirts



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Billy Florio - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny
Pat - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Yep...fat women have no business there. Good job!
Peregrin - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny Mal
Jonathan C. - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm still waiting on your parody "Tube Tops".:D
bleh - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
what was that
Chuchie Chanel - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Ya, funny

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