Song Parodies -> Texas
| Original Song Title: | "Texas" |
| Original Performer: | Chris Rea |
| Parody Song Title: | "Texas" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
respirators,
filter you guys,
this disease, it goes forever..
been thinkin bout it lately,
been watchin some t.v.
this sars is all around me,
it's down in Abilene
we gave it to our neighbours
and they agree with me
this SARS is Crazy..
and my nurse she is complaining,
my bed pan's full of goo
as she heaves regurgitation,
tries not to lose her food
she says, this mess, it don't get no better
there gonna come a day
somebody gonna get killed down here
through my mask I turn and say
Thexthath
she says What?
i say
Thexthath
she says What?
they got big long roadth down there..
respirators,
filter you guys,
this disease, it goes forever..
we gotta check outta here
we gotta check outta here
in the next bed is a brother,
says he gonna die,
he once survived the sickle,
but sars will kill this guy
says when he flew to texas
Toronto's where he's been
to see the Blue Jays losing there,
brought this home for me,
infect texas
infect texas
mask on talking mask on talking
filter you guys,
this disease, it goes forever..
been thinkin bout it lately,
been watchin some t.v.
this sars is all around me,
it's down in Abilene
we gave it to our neighbours
and they agree with me
this SARS is Crazy..
and my nurse she is complaining,
my bed pan's full of goo
as she heaves regurgitation,
tries not to lose her food
she says, this mess, it don't get no better
there gonna come a day
somebody gonna get killed down here
through my mask I turn and say
Thexthath
she says What?
i say
Thexthath
she says What?
they got big long roadth down there..
respirators,
filter you guys,
this disease, it goes forever..
we gotta check outta here
we gotta check outta here
in the next bed is a brother,
says he gonna die,
he once survived the sickle,
but sars will kill this guy
says when he flew to texas
Toronto's where he's been
to see the Blue Jays losing there,
brought this home for me,
infect texas
infect texas
mask on talking mask on talking
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