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Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Road To Hell,"There are no roads that lead to HellOdie Garfield

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Seaside Woman," Suzy And The Red Stripes"On The Beach," Chris Rea
"Hot Sand," The Shocking Blue"Burning Feet," Chris Rea
"Hot Fun In The Summertime," Sly & The Family Stone"On The Beach," Chris Rea
"Don't Say Goodnight, Say Good Morning," Reba McEntire"Good Morning," Chris Rea
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"On The Bach" originally "On The Beach"
When you go for Baroque?
Peter
"Diving Home For Christmas" originally "Driving Home For Christmas"
Donna Rand Blitzen

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Won The Beach" originally "On The Beach"
Peter
"Own The Beach" originally "On The Beach"
As in owning beachfront property?
Kathe
"On The Bleach" originally "On The Beach"
No comment here.
Isac
"Working On Nit" originally "Working On It"
Candy Welty
"Working On Hit" originally "Working On It"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"On The Beech" originally "On The Beach"
Like carving on tree trunk (beeches are popular for that)
Jessica Childress
"On The Bench" originally "On The Beach"
Isac
"Of The Beach" originally "On The Beach"
Ahem, no comment!
Isac
"In The Beach" originally "On The Beach"
Makes no more sense than the original title
Isac
"On The Peach" originally "On The Beach"
Isac

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Fool If You Think It's Over""Fool If You Think He's Over"William Little
"Fool (If you think it's over)""Fool if you think it's over!"Joseph Little
"The Road to Hell""The Roach Motel"Leo Keough
"The Road To Hell""The Coach To Hull"Stella Baker
"Driving Home For Christmas""Back At Home, But Listless.."Malcolm Higgins
"Driving Home For Christmas""They've Diagnosed It.. Jaundice"Malcolm Higgins
"The Road To Hell - Part II""The House From Hell - Part II"Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter
"Texas""Texas (wildfires)"Malcolm Higgins
"Road to Hell""I'm on the Road to Hell"Susanna Viljanen
"Drivin Home For Christmas""Drivin Home The Mistress"Malcolm Higgins

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Road To HellHell, Michigan Chamber of CommerceRock Maninoff
Road To HellChurchOcean-Sirius

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Somebody Farted
   Bobby Jimmy And The Critters
On The Beach
   Chris Rea
Somebody Farted On The Beach
Jacynthia Maries
Sit Down
   James
On The Beach
   Chris Rea
Sit Down On The Beach
Jacynthia Maries
Everybody Plays The Fool
   The Main Ingredient
Fool If You Think It's Over
   Chris Rea
Everybody Plays The Fool If You Think It's Over
How true!
sam
The Long And Winding Road
   The Beatles
The Road To Hell
   Chris Rea
The Long And Winding Road To Hell
Right here where I work.
Mark S. Silverman
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Dire Rea
Dire Straits combined with Chris Rea
Whatever they called themselves, they've give you the s***s.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars

Misheard Lyrics:

"Texas (1989)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I’ve got a little brother
Seven meters high
Original Lyrics:
Well I’ve got a little brother
Several meters high
"Driving Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get Domino's Pizza
Original Lyrics:
I'm driving home for Christmas
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you think is older?
or
Who do you think is sober?
Original Lyrics:
Fool if you think it's over
"Driving Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m dining out for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I’m driving home for Christmas
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Texas (1989)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I’ve got a little brother
Seven meters high
Original Lyrics:
Well I’ve got a little brother
Several meters high

Story about this misheard lyric by: Hu’s On First

7 meters, in USA units, is nearly 23 feet. I thought maybe Chris (who is British) was exaggerating here, but it turns out I was just hearing him wrong. If “several” just means two (which is quite likely), that would make the singer’s brother roughly 6’7”, which makes far more sense.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Fool (If You think It'sOver)"
The Insincere Lyrics:
save your cryin' for the day that may not come
but anyone who had to pay would laugh at you and say...
Why They're Insincere:
The much older, worldly man in the song sounds like he is being sympathetic to the young 17-year-old heart broken girl while just trying to take advantage of her vulnerability and get into her pants.
Submitted by: Grant
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"All Summer Long"
Opening Lines:
All summer long, we were happy, we were one.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Her Car Is Submitted by: Alexis
...something (or in some condition)
Hi Racers Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Heir Scar Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Reach, Sir Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Arch Rise Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Wrist Cray originally "Chris Rea"
Submitted by: MOR

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