Song Parodies -> They've Diagnosed It.. Jaundice

Original Song Title:

"Driving Home For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Chris Rea

  
Parody Song Title:

"They've Diagnosed It.. Jaundice"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

they've diagnosed it..jaundice,
that yellow skin they say with fondness
it's diagnosed as jaundice yeah,
now my liver ain't so fine,
and it's been so long
since I have felt good,
something's wrong,
I've got to learn to pray,
caught it in a bar
they've diagnosed it jaundice
to heal it takes some time
but I'll get there

Intravenous feedback
oh I've got bloodtrails in my thumb
but soon there'll be a nuse here, yeah
'cause I've got an itchy bum
so I say to you
please don't get near me
till this is through
right now, you'll fear me
I'm diagnosed, it's jaundice
diagnosed with jaundice
what a lousy malady

I take a ook at the guy who's next to me
he's got the same..
got the same

Intravenous feedback
oh I've got bloodtrails in my thumb
but soon there'll be a nuse here, yeah
'cause I've got an itchy bum
so I say to you
please don't get near me
till this is through
right now, you'll fear me
I'm diagnosed, it's jaundice
diagnosed with jaundice
what a lousy malady

diagnosed diagnosed
diagnosed with jaundice




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