Song Parodies -> They've Diagnosed It.. Jaundice
| Original Song Title: | "Driving Home For Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Chris Rea |
| Parody Song Title: | "They've Diagnosed It.. Jaundice" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
they've diagnosed it..jaundice,
that yellow skin they say with fondness
it's diagnosed as jaundice yeah,
now my liver ain't so fine,
and it's been so long
since I have felt good,
something's wrong,
I've got to learn to pray,
caught it in a bar
they've diagnosed it jaundice
to heal it takes some time
but I'll get there
Intravenous feedback
oh I've got bloodtrails in my thumb
but soon there'll be a nuse here, yeah
'cause I've got an itchy bum
so I say to you
please don't get near me
till this is through
right now, you'll fear me
I'm diagnosed, it's jaundice
diagnosed with jaundice
what a lousy malady
I take a ook at the guy who's next to me
he's got the same..
got the same
Intravenous feedback
oh I've got bloodtrails in my thumb
but soon there'll be a nuse here, yeah
'cause I've got an itchy bum
so I say to you
please don't get near me
till this is through
right now, you'll fear me
I'm diagnosed, it's jaundice
diagnosed with jaundice
what a lousy malady
diagnosed diagnosed
diagnosed with jaundice
that yellow skin they say with fondness
it's diagnosed as jaundice yeah,
now my liver ain't so fine,
and it's been so long
since I have felt good,
something's wrong,
I've got to learn to pray,
caught it in a bar
they've diagnosed it jaundice
to heal it takes some time
but I'll get there
Intravenous feedback
oh I've got bloodtrails in my thumb
but soon there'll be a nuse here, yeah
'cause I've got an itchy bum
so I say to you
please don't get near me
till this is through
right now, you'll fear me
I'm diagnosed, it's jaundice
diagnosed with jaundice
what a lousy malady
I take a ook at the guy who's next to me
he's got the same..
got the same
Intravenous feedback
oh I've got bloodtrails in my thumb
but soon there'll be a nuse here, yeah
'cause I've got an itchy bum
so I say to you
please don't get near me
till this is through
right now, you'll fear me
I'm diagnosed, it's jaundice
diagnosed with jaundice
what a lousy malady
diagnosed diagnosed
diagnosed with jaundice
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