Song Parodies -> The House From Hell - Part II
| Original Song Title: | "The Road To Hell - Part II" |
| Original Performer: | Chris Rea |
| Parody Song Title: | "The House From Hell - Part II" |
| Parody Written by: | Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter |
Is there a ghost in the kitchen?
Now I'm standing in the kitchen
The tap water doesn't flow
Plug's blocked with every foodstuff you can think of
And I'm underneath the striplight
But the lightbulb has just blown
I'm scared to wash a dish down here after midnight
And the insane stuff of nightmares
Stops me peeking at the shelves
The freezer starts to defrost on the floor
This is a technological breakdown, oh yeah
This is the house from Hell
The cupboards jam up with crumbs
Mould, dust and then mildew
So much for basic hygiene - flying away from view
Don't look down here, by the sofa
It's too scary
We must exorcise this kitchen - do it well
This is no sparkling brand-new restaurant
Oh no, this is the house
Yes, this is the house
This is the house from Hell
The tap water doesn't flow
Plug's blocked with every foodstuff you can think of
And I'm underneath the striplight
But the lightbulb has just blown
I'm scared to wash a dish down here after midnight
And the insane stuff of nightmares
Stops me peeking at the shelves
The freezer starts to defrost on the floor
This is a technological breakdown, oh yeah
This is the house from Hell
The cupboards jam up with crumbs
Mould, dust and then mildew
So much for basic hygiene - flying away from view
Don't look down here, by the sofa
It's too scary
We must exorcise this kitchen - do it well
This is no sparkling brand-new restaurant
Oh no, this is the house
Yes, this is the house
This is the house from Hell
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