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Song Parodies -> "Drivin Home The Mistress"

Original Song Title:

"Drivin Home For Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chris Rea

Parody Song Title:

"Drivin Home The Mistress"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

drivin home the mistress,
windows up, to hid the faces,
drivin home the mistress yeah,
we're unfaithful one more time
doesn't feel so wrong,
so I will be there,
so this song,
will say to go there,
take her in your car,
drivin home the mistress
she was great this time,
and she's all there

top to toe in kisses,
oh we had roses all around,
and soon there'll be some leeway, yeah
as we have our carnal fun

so I say to you
if you can't hear me,
try this too,
'cause when she's near me,
feelings go so far
drivin home the mistress
we've a thousand memories

In take a look at the couple next to me,
are they the same?
just the same?

top to toe in kisses,
oh we had roses all around,
and soon there'll be some leeway, yeah
as we have our carnal fun

so I say to you
if you can't hear me,
try this too,
'cause when she's near me,
feelings go so far
drivin home the mistress
we've a thousand memories

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