-> "I Widen Thongs"
Original Song Title:
"I Write The Songs"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Widen Thongs"
The Lyrics
you squeezed your cheeks together, and you lost your very first thong
please don't squeeze those things together
I can help you, I widen thongs
I widen thongs to cover everything
I widen thongs, so they don't look like string
I widen thongs, and tack them to your thighs,
I widen thongs, I widen thongs
the whole thing's deep within there
hungry bum has it by your hole
it's disgusting, just visualize
it coming out again, all full of folds
I widen thongs to cover everything
I widen thongs, so they don't look like string
I widen thongs, and tack them to your thighs,
I widen thongs, I widen thongs
oh my girl, I'll need a lance,
to recover it, I'll take a chance
just give me belly rolls, so it will move
that would be a start
just don't over stress your heart
let me do this for you
just don't roll onto me
that would be a tragedy
I widen thongs to cover everything
I widen thongs, so they don't look like string
I widen thongs, and tack them to your thighs,
I widen thongs, I widen thongs
I widen thongs to cover everything
I widen thongs, so they don't look like string
I widen thongs, and tack them to your thighs,
I widen thongs, I widen thongs
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