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Song Parodies -> "I Widen Thongs"

Original Song Title:

"I Write The Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"I Widen Thongs"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you squeezed your cheeks together, and you lost your very first thong
please don't squeeze those things together
I can help you, I widen thongs

I widen thongs to cover everything
I widen thongs, so they don't look like string
I widen thongs, and tack them to your thighs,
I widen thongs, I widen thongs

the whole thing's deep within there
hungry bum has it by your hole
it's disgusting, just visualize
it coming out again, all full of folds

I widen thongs to cover everything
I widen thongs, so they don't look like string
I widen thongs, and tack them to your thighs,
I widen thongs, I widen thongs

oh my girl, I'll need a lance,
to recover it, I'll take a chance
just give me belly rolls, so it will move
that would be a start
just don't over stress your heart
let me do this for you
just don't roll onto me
that would be a tragedy

I widen thongs to cover everything
I widen thongs, so they don't look like string
I widen thongs, and tack them to your thighs,
I widen thongs, I widen thongs
I widen thongs to cover everything
I widen thongs, so they don't look like string
I widen thongs, and tack them to your thighs,
I widen thongs, I widen thongs

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Royce Miller - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, you're on a roll today
Sisqo - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent parody! I know a thing or two about songs about thongs, and maybe you and I could hook up.
Agrimorfee - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
555, out of random selection. Funny as hell.

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