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Song Parodies -> "Don't Perspire"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Perspire"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you know you'd smell just like a pig
you know that i would be a liar
my nose would scream out holy frig
if you smell when you perspire

come on baby, don't perspire
come on baby don't perspire
deodrant will keep you drier

the time to smell like cows is through
no time to wallow in the sty
you smell like only what you choose
the smell can kill I might expire

come on baby, don't perspire
come on baby don't perspire
deodrant will keep you drier

the time to smell like cows is through
no time to wallow in the sty
you smell like only what you choose
the smell can kill I might expire

come on baby, don't perspire
come on baby don't perspire
deodrant will keep you drier

you know you'd smell just like a pig
you know that i would be a liar
my nose would scream out holy frig
if you smell when you perspire

come on baby, don't perspire
come on baby don't perspire
deodrant will keeep you drier


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TJC - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice! Combining melifulous with odiferous can really work up a sweat!

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