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Song Parodies -> "I've Tasted Ringolos"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Just A Gigolo"

Original Performer:

Not David Lee Roth

Parody Song Title:

"I've Tasted Ringolos"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I've tasted ringolos, those cheesy little "o"'s
where would I be without them?
with t.v every night,
a salsa dip just right,
ooh I'll say
there will come a day,
this craze will pass away,
what will I eat there nightly
but for now it's ringolos,
and to the store I go,
hope they have the lighties

I tasted ringolos, at parties where I go,
with chips and pop and hot salty pretzels
boring every one, too old for fun,
driving in their edsels
but there'll come a tray,
with toasty o's all day,
and then I'll satisfy me
stuff my face with ringolos,
cause everybody knows,
I will be allrighty.

I aint got no peanuts,
no peanuts no peanuts, not for me
I want round and toasty
round and toasty
won't someone grab a batch for me?
cause I need them bad...

eat a lot of these babe,
aint nothing too wrong
now is their time
cheesey, honey see, cheese is it for me
bozee bozee be bop diddybop

yeah I know.. blah blah blah

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Jonathan C. - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
BTW, the original artist was Louie Prima.
malcolm higgins - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
right.. see above NOT david lee roth.. thanks for the info..

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