Song Parodies -> Addicted To Grub
| Original Song Title: | "Addicted To Love" |
| Original Performer: | Robert Palmer |
| Parody Song Title: | "Addicted To Grub" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
the oven's on, when you're at home
a pickled ham, sans bone
kraft d, and chocolate shakes
a hershey kiss, is what it takes
you can't sleep, have to eat
you porked out, your skin's deep
your pants tight, you can't breathe
another kiss, is all you need
whoa, you like to think you're immune to fat stuff, oh yeah
it's closer to the truth, you know you can't get enough,
you might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
you see the signs, and in your eyes,
for fifty cents, you biggie size.
your ice cream, a double scoop
your pants are like a hula hoop... a hula hoop
your ham is shaved,
oblivious, you can't be saved
if there's some left for you,
you don't mind if you do
whoa, you like to think you're immune to fat stuff, oh yeah
it's closer to the truth, you know you can't get enough,
you might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
the oven's on, when you're at home
a pickled ham, sans bone
kraft d, and chocolate shakes
a hershey kiss, is what it takes
whoa, you like to think you're immune to fat stuff, oh yeah
it's closer to the truth, you know you can't get enough,
you might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
a pickled ham, sans bone
kraft d, and chocolate shakes
a hershey kiss, is what it takes
you can't sleep, have to eat
you porked out, your skin's deep
your pants tight, you can't breathe
another kiss, is all you need
whoa, you like to think you're immune to fat stuff, oh yeah
it's closer to the truth, you know you can't get enough,
you might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
you see the signs, and in your eyes,
for fifty cents, you biggie size.
your ice cream, a double scoop
your pants are like a hula hoop... a hula hoop
your ham is shaved,
oblivious, you can't be saved
if there's some left for you,
you don't mind if you do
whoa, you like to think you're immune to fat stuff, oh yeah
it's closer to the truth, you know you can't get enough,
you might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
the oven's on, when you're at home
a pickled ham, sans bone
kraft d, and chocolate shakes
a hershey kiss, is what it takes
whoa, you like to think you're immune to fat stuff, oh yeah
it's closer to the truth, you know you can't get enough,
you might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
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Too close to home!
Genius!!!
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