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Song Parodies -> "Booger Booger"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar Sugar"

Original Performer:

The Archies

Parody Song Title:

"Booger Booger"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

my therapist says this activity is actually theraputic.. like who knew?? so I was allowed out to write some stuff.. sorry if it's a little off the wall.. zoloft is a wonderful thing.. she is actually a phsychologist.. she says I suffer from "delusions of sexual superiority" I think she just wants to screw me.. I told herwhat I tell every girl...get in line lady..
as sung by just about any ten year old boy in existence...



ah boogers.. so runny runny
they are like candy girl.
and my nostrils give me two...
ahh runny.. wet booger boogers
they are just dandy girl,
and I got me one then two..

I just can't believe the runniness of nasal goo,
I just can't believe it's true
I just can't believe it's fun to want to eat them too,
I just can't believe it's true

ah boogers.. so runny runny
they are like candy girl.
and my nostrils give me two...
ahh runny.. wet booger boogers
they are just dandy girl,
and I got me one then two..

when I kissed you girl I gave a little taste to you,
gave a little taste to you
I just can't believe you barfed up all your dinner too
I just can't believe it's true..

ah boogers.. so runny runny
they are like candy girl.
and my nostrils give me two...
ahh runny.. wet booger boogers
they are just dandy girl,
and I got me one then two..

boogers.. wipe a little booger on it honey
put a little booger on it baby
it's gonna make your lips so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
pour a little booger in it oh yeah
pour a little booger on it honey
pour a little booger on it baby
it's gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
pour a little booger on it baby

ah boogers.. so runny runny
they are like candy girl.
and my nostrils give me two...
ahh runny.. wet booger boogers
they are just dandy girl,
and I got me one then two..

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Moose - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Malky! Very amusing...hehe
Joelle - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny and true!
Quayle - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
DJ's Bob and Tom did a little fragment similar to this. "Booger, ah runny, runny. Tastes just like candy, girl." *explosion* Very funny again, Malky.
Guy - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
When you're out with your honey.
And you're nose feels runny
You might think it's funny
But it snot

Malcolm, you and this song is a real booger. Nice parody.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I see you´re back in business, or should that be back in nostrils? :-)
Johnny D - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
This silly parody is for the little kid inside each one of us.
Agrimorfee - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm is the WEEN of the website...and that's not a bad thing.
Diva - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Very funny!
Wild Man - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Great idea, writing from a kid's perspective. Nice job Malc.
Steve Kalafut - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, perfect for you inner 10-year-old.
Meriadoc - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah that Malky's a jolly old elf and I laughed when I read this in spite of myself...
Your Worst Nightmare AKA Jughead - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Jughead - How dare you disgrace the art of eating by even mentioning the thought of eating boogers?? You, sir, are a traitor to society, not to mention Riverdale.

YWN - Okay, in my opinion, this song was just plain gross...

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