Song Parodies -> Teutonic
| Original Song Title: | "Ironic" |
| Original Performer: | Alanis Morrissette |
| Parody Song Title: | "Teutonic" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
back one day in '38
the blitzkreig started very loudly one day
the luftwaffe coming our way
and the sounds of alarms minutes too late
werent they teutonic...dontcha think?
they like leder hose on their men each day
operas. that last several days
not so nice, more that we can take
who woulda thought.. it figures??
the desert fox, was oh so sly
northern africa, was his place to ply
he waited his whole damn life to use his tanks
and as they lost the war, he thought
well geez Adolf, thanks
werent they teutonic..dontcha think?
they like leder hose on their men each day
operas. that last several days
not so nice, more that we can take
who woulda thought.. it figures??
well wars have a way of ending every time
when they looked in a trench and saw Eva that night
and they had a funny way of hiding out then
you look in brazil, and then those guys show up
in that place
they lost the war, and they lost it bad
the eastern front, stalingrad
a million men died in that cold winter fight
they won the war in their dreams
what cost.. six million lives?
werent they teutonic, dontcha think?
totally teutonic yeah, I really think
they like leder hose on their men each day
operas. that last several days
not so nice, more that we can take
who woulda thought.. it figures??
life has a funny way of sorting things out
life has a funny funny way of straightening things out
straighten them out
the blitzkreig started very loudly one day
the luftwaffe coming our way
and the sounds of alarms minutes too late
werent they teutonic...dontcha think?
they like leder hose on their men each day
operas. that last several days
not so nice, more that we can take
who woulda thought.. it figures??
the desert fox, was oh so sly
northern africa, was his place to ply
he waited his whole damn life to use his tanks
and as they lost the war, he thought
well geez Adolf, thanks
werent they teutonic..dontcha think?
they like leder hose on their men each day
operas. that last several days
not so nice, more that we can take
who woulda thought.. it figures??
well wars have a way of ending every time
when they looked in a trench and saw Eva that night
and they had a funny way of hiding out then
you look in brazil, and then those guys show up
in that place
they lost the war, and they lost it bad
the eastern front, stalingrad
a million men died in that cold winter fight
they won the war in their dreams
what cost.. six million lives?
werent they teutonic, dontcha think?
totally teutonic yeah, I really think
they like leder hose on their men each day
operas. that last several days
not so nice, more that we can take
who woulda thought.. it figures??
life has a funny way of sorting things out
life has a funny funny way of straightening things out
straighten them out
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