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Song Parodies -> "Always"

Original Song Title:

"Always"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Always"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

this righty man sees bleeding,
I've written of the flood,
Oh, have I hurt your feelings..
with some things I've stirred up?

I've been leading since last Feb'ruary
yes the mighty right wakes up
you see I've always been a writer
when the left led, I'd catch up

now I won't write a fun song
not the way it's meant to be,
maybe it's not what you wanna hear,
but baby that's just me...

and I'm above you, baby always
I'll be there forever and a day.. always
I'll be there when we can vote nines
when the left will try to win the vote those swines
and when they die, when they're left behind,
I will lead you.. always

now the numbers say you're all behind,
even left-com "boot newt " kinds,
some have made me laugh, most are just so bad
some voted five, some were ones, I'm gladI
what I'd, give to know ignorance is bliss,
that it's malky's ass the left the left should kiss
all the left nay sayers never undertsand
that they're all mistakes, brains are in their cans

when the votes are close, when they're pulling near
eat the chads they say, then they shreik with fear
they wish they were we and but we vote en masse,
they lose again, they can kiss my ass,

and I'm above you, baby always
I'll be there forever and a day.. always


if you said to eat chads for you, they would
if you tried through a court or two.. you could
you should go hide your face
there's a place for your kind..
I'll write these words for you

well there aint no votes in those dimped sheets
just poke out and save, and some you can eat
pack up your old dreams, your pathetic lives
and join the right, where the sun still shines,

and I'm above you, baby always
I'll be there forever and a day.. always
I'll be there when we can vote nines
when the left will try to win the vote those swines
and when they die, when they're left behind,
I will lead you.. always

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Gari J - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Your yhe only one to parody this Song, it very good pacing is sometimes hard to follow, and sometimes its a bit ordinary, but other than a good parody i think a 454 is a good score for this.
UnKnownVotrix - March 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord HiGUNs ~The Duke o'Sex-On-Knee~ Don't let the politicos or the Economy get you 'down' Sir ! Your writing resonates with sadness . . .

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