-> "Ova"
Original Song Title:
"Lola"
Parody Song Title:
"Ova"
The Lyrics
ovaries are stuffed yes they are, so-ho
and they're stuffed with a single cell nothing yet called an ova
just o-v-a ova
it comes down a tube, when on your back you sex dance
and he tries quite a swim, through a uterine place to seek ova
just o-v-a ova
well I just got laid, on the "physical side"
and I laid quite a load past the new spermicide, to find ova
hey o-v-a ova ha ha ha ha ova
well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why her x and y make a woman not man, from her ova
just o-v-a- ova
well she cried from pain, as we bonked all night
under the covers, one wet side
she wiped me off, and she said then to me,
hey little boy, chromosomally ,
well, I'm not the world's most intelligent guy
but when an x and a y can't make another
guys chromosoma
from her one ova ha ha ha ha ova
I pushed her away, I wiped up the floor
can't wipe it no more, I cleaned off her knees
I looked at her, and she ate me,
that's the way when you want to get laid,
and always want it to just get laid for the ova
la la la la ova
girlsa can make boys, and boys can make girls,
when you mix up muddle up, dna strands, within ova
la la la la ova
well I left the clinic just a week before,
filled up the jar, then I hit the door,
ova style, had to use my hand
the girl said, hey what a fertile young man
well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know when I can, and I just did a can
for those ova.
la la la la ova
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