Song Parodies -> Caretaker With Gloves ( The Janitor Tune)

Original Song Title:

"Teenager In Love"

Original Performer:

Dion And The Belmonts

  
Parody Song Title:

"Caretaker With Gloves ( The Janitor Tune)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

each time I was a barrel it nearly breaks my heart
and I remember skipping, I lost jobs at the start
each night I grab my gloves for my job..
why must I be a caretaker with gloves??

one day I mop the kitchen, one day I do the glass
with drano, cleanser mixes, that really burn my *ss
each night I store the jars up above
why must I be a caretaker with gloves?

I drink my beer, can't live without two..
if I get drunk enough, my shift I will make through
and if you want to see me cry, that won't be so hard to do
just watch me get my paycheque, then plunge the toilets through..
each night I stash the jars up above.
why must I be a caretaker with gloves..


I drink my beer, can't live without two..
if I get drunk enough, my shift I will make through
and if you want to see me cry, that won't be so hard to do
just watch me get my paycheque, then plunge the toilets through..
each night I stash the jars up above.
why must I be a caretaker with gloves..
why must I be a caretaker with gloves..
why must I be a caretaker with gloves....

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Pacing: 5.0
 
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Overall Rating: 4.7
 

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Peregrin - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
A good story of a lonely life Malcolm. Interesting, I have never seen an American spell 'cheque' before. Extra 5s for that! What's the go?
Meriadoc - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Do we own Canada now? Cool!
littleGlovedCakes - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Malcolm, you're not alone . . . norCAL cowBoys wear gloves, too!
malcolm higgins - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
hey male hobbit I'm a canuck

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