Song Parodies -> Sorority Song

Original Song Title:

"Authority Song"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

  
Parody Song Title:

"Sorority Song"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

from the alpha-beta-charlie-delta-echo-foxtrot-phi sorority
they like to get you in a secret handshake position
they like to get your dues in their cash place
they think they're so cool when they got your new application
I just think it's all a real disgrace

I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in

so I call up a leader, I say "gimme a chance to be "phi"
she said, you don't need a chance, bring cash and come
I said, can I wear a siut of hair when I'm in the shower
she said shower, baby that's where we have fun

I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in

I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in

I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in

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