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Song Parodies -> "When Smoking Things"

Original Song Title:

"When Smokey Sings"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abc

Parody Song Title:

"When Smoking Things"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

heavy air, smoking guys, addicts are revealed
blunts in pairs, rolled so tight
I know just how it feels
the highest times, the ganja fruits
in mixture rolls made real

take a toke every night, and I start my flight
it's just not right, to get too uptight
gotta stay on top, not let health go tonight
and eat some food from the world.. tonight..

when smoking things, I need vitamins
when smoking things, I forget everything
as I'm rolling my spliff
no buts ands or ifs
we hide from the man
and we all get a whiff
we're smoking things.. some things

pull the stems, keep the leaves,
makes it go so nice
now I'll get so high twice..
what I paid, I doubled up
I hope it's not just spice..
I'm smoking things.. yes smoking things

when smoking things, I need vitamins
when smoking things, I forget everything
as I'm rolling my spliff
no buts ands or ifs
we hide from the man
and we all get a whiff
we're smoking things.. some things

take a toke every night, and I start my flight
it's just not right, to get too uptight
gotta stay on top, not let health go tonight
and eat some food from the world.. tonight..

when smoking things, I need vitamins
when smoking things, I forget everything
as I'm rolling my spliff
no buts ands or ifs
we hide from the man
and we all get a whiff
we're smoking things.. some things

macaroons, eat the original.. fill up later
fudge creams, no nutrition, get some later
and nothing can compare
nothihg can compare
when smoking things.

when smoking things, I need vitamins
when smoking things, I forget everything
as I'm rolling my spliff
no buts ands or ifs
we hide from the man
and we all get a whiff
we're smoking things.. some things

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Larry Hensley - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Really funny stuff.

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