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Song Parodies -> "Old Racist Guys"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Mclean

Parody Song Title:

"Old Racist Guys"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

well biden did it, an he deserves as deep as he gets kicked Obama wins or loses on strength, talent, brains and integrity just like anyone else. not skin colour. what an idiot briden is
twas not too long ago,
I can still remember now,
politicians used to make me smile
and when they all threw in their hat,
upon their morals, they'd be shat
but maybe lead the people for a while
but biden's comments made me prickle,
can't be real, just slap and tickle
campaign smearing out there for a while

he's done this stuff, oh yeah before,
with "indians" and corner stores
but this one shows a little more,
theyre's still old racist....guys

so, bye bye, to the racist old guys
pay the levy, this was heavy,
and your campaign will now die
us right wing boys, can point our fingers and sigh
thinkin this is a democrat guy?
this guy's a disgrace to be white

was his head up his patoot
did he not watch that old show roots?
if not, hey, biden, I say go
now do you believe that folks evolve
so what's the "clean thing" gonna solve
and can you learn to give a chance.. so old??
you should know the left's in l0ve with him,
so why did you kick below the shins?
you've got no real excuse
you've lost your voter's use
at least you didn't call him "buck"
but what you said, it really sucked
you must drive a pickup truck
a fossilatious guy

so, bye bye, to the racist old guys
pay the levy, this was heavy,
and your campaign will now die
us right wing boys, can point our fingers and sigh
thinkin this is a democrat guy?
this guy's a disgrace to be white

now thirty years you're on the hill
and this crap from your mouth can spill
well that's not how it used to be
now it's he and Clinton, king and queen
we hope, improved from what we've seen
a new voice for peace and sanity
oh and those folk in the stores are "brown"
in Delaware, to work your towns
we really thought you'd learned
now you'll be heavily spurned
and while reading books on love and tact
remember this when you get sacked
it's not for skin, white brown or black
good day, old racist guys

we'll be singing
bye bye, to the racist old guys
pay the levy, this was heavy,
and your campaign will now die
us right wing boys, can point our fingers and sigh
thinkin this is a democrat guy?
this guy's a disgrace to be white


does Obama eat Banana?
hang out in a raked cabana?
were these types of questions asked?
nope, he's as shiny as glass.
the leaders have all just shown some class
but put briden sideways now, cut acast
this was not so very good
now they should kick him out for good
he's shown a pointed, racist lance
and this was on his "second chance"
just look closely who'se not learned
and his own "card" overturned
now this guy he must be spurned
good day.. old racist guys

oh, debating day sit face to face
did Barack wipe his "dirty face"
or so we'll let Joe start again
so will joe be nimble, joe be small
show us now he's got no balls
cause fear is the devil's only friend
and there, we'll see him on the stage,
hiding his old righteous page
no senator deserves
to say those ugly words
and as debate goes on into the night
biden should be torn up right
but 7-11 staff treat him right
but hey. old racist guys

so, bye bye, to the racist old guys
pay the levy, this was heavy,
your campaign will now die
us right wing boys, can point our fingers and sigh
thinkin this is a democrat guy?
this guy's a disgrace to be white

I saw a man, there on the news,
a name, Obama, him to choose
now don't just turn away
now he would speak, please tell me more
are you for real, or one hit whore?
but the jury's out, he's been good while on the way
and in the streets, interpret-ment
when we elect a president
and then those promises spoken
well they can start to be broken
now the race is clearly down to two
Obama or the Clinton stew,
I guess either one would do
as long as racists die...


so, bye bye, to the racist old guys
pay the levy, this was heavy,
and your campaign will now die
us right wing boys, can point our fingers and sigh
thinkin this is a democrat guy?
this guy's a disgrace to be white

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Yoidy - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Lotta neat lines in there, esp Obama eat Banana! 5s
Red Ant - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Enough pacing stumbles that I couldn't give a 5 there, and given my general lack of interest in politics and the copy/paste choruses I gave you a 4 for funny (though I laughed at "but 7-11 staff treat him right"), but definitely a 5 overall. Good work here on a hard song, Malcolm.
Norman Wanman - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
What Red Ant said.
Michael Pacholek - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I give it a five. "American Pie" is pretty tough to match. As for Biden, he's not a racist, he's just a klutz when it comes to running for President. I always say that if the "target" isn't offended by the comment, then it's none of our business. I don't even know why Biden is running. He's hardly the most-qualified guy, and as a Delawarean, he's got just 3 Electoral Votes he can count on. Stay in the Senate, Joe. You're great there. Outside, not so much.

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