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Song Parodies -> "Rug Removal Machine"

Original Song Title:

"Love Removal Machine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Rug Removal Machine"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

went to the rest room,
adjusted my hair, uh huh
tape was movin
had me in fear, yeah yeah yeah
I thought. check all those things make it stick to me,
you know what I mean boy,
turned on the dryer blew it off of me yeah


rug remover
rug removal machine
gimme rugs
rug removal machine
rug removal rug removal
rug removal machine

maybe maybe maybe maybe I'm a baldy guy
yesterday, it bared my mind, oh yeah
having trouble, with my hirsute direction,
growing down, a rogaine reaction.. awwwww


rug remover
rug removal machine
gimme rugs
rug removal machine
rug removal rug removal
rug removal machine


rug remover
rug removal machine
gimme rugs
rug removal machine
rug removal rug removal
rug removal machine

look out here it comes
look out here it come
look out here it comes
fall off here it comes

pull it out crazy baby
flying of is it? maybe
shoulda used glue that's crazy
but I am too damn lazy

ah ah ah

ahh ahh ahh

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeay

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Claude Prez - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I totally forgot about this song. Good job.
Stephen Harrington - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
555, very good.

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