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Song Parodies -> "Stray Cat Splat"

Original Song Title:

"Stray Cat Strut"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stray Cats

Parody Song Title:

"Stray Cat Splat"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

because I ran over a cat yesterday, I had to do this song...
black and orange stray cat sittin by the fence
will he run will he take the chance
I won't slow cause I don't care
I 'll drive right by with his tail under there

stray cat splat just a speed bump feel
didn't even hear him, if he grunted or squealed
wiped him off at the car wash place
was that his ass or was it his face..

I don't bother tryin to drive around
I keep up my speeding, grab the wheel tight
I'm gonna get him if I have to swerve right
two fatoomps later, someone's pussy has died
now, this guy is a flat fur pie
I wish I could care but I'm laughing inside
and I drive right on, till my tires dry..


I don't bother tryin to drive around
I keep up my speeding, grab the wheel tight
I'm gonna get him if I have to swerve right
two fatoomps later, someone's pussy has died
now, this guy is a flat fur pie
I wish I could care but I'm laughing inside
and I drive right on, till my tires dry..
fatoomp fatoomp

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Meriadoc - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Drat Malcolm! I was just now working on something similar to this....but we're gonna do ours anyway, okay? Good one!
Royce Miller - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
You're all heart
Jonathan C. - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
As a cat owner and lover, I had to take off for your cruelty. Funny, but definitely in bad taste (So what else is new?:D)
Wild Man - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I have mixed feeling s about cats. Somtimes they seem smart and mysterious. Often times, I think hey , if they were that smart you'd think they would look both ways before they cross a street. Anyway the point is sometimes their instincts get the better of them, just like humans. Your parody was funny, Man keep it up!
malcolm higgins - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I like cats too, I just like them with a side of fries
Chong - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
And the Chinese like their cats the same way, so why don't you move there? :D
The hot shit - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
funny and sad at that same time

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