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Song Parodies -> "Fake Orgasms"

Original Song Title:

"Mamma Mia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Fake Orgasms"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

as sung by my ex girlfriend.. why did she fake orgasms? I guess she thought I cared... sigh
I've been cheating on you since I don't know when
and I faked every time, now it's come to the end
so long you cow, this is what you earned
I don't know how, but you never could tame my soul
and I faked it in every roll
read one book, and I could fake the swell thing
that's what it took, now forget everything

faked orgasms, here I go again,
ooh ooh, man do I detest you
faked orgasms, did I go again,
screaming from my chest too
don't look so broken hearted
faked since the day we started
why now do yuou want this thing I know?
faked orgasms now, no , really, go!
why why how'd I ever fool you so???

I was angry and sad bout the things that you said
I can't count all the fakes I've performed in our bed
and when you'd go when you said.. oh more!
I think you knew you'd gone at it way way too long
you know that it's not that wrong
read one book, and I could fake the swell thing
that's what it took, now forget everything

faked orgasms, here I go again,
ooh ooh, man do I detest you
faked orgasms, did I go again,
screaming from my chest too
don't look so broken hearted
faked since the day we started
why now do yuou want this thing I know?
faked orgasms now, no , really, go!
why why how'd I ever fool you so???


faked orgasms, even when I said
my my, it was never better,,
fake orgasms, coming in the bed
bye bye, now get lost forever..

faked since the day we started
why now do yuou want this thing I know?
faked orgasms now, no , really, go!
why why how'd I ever fool you so???

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stuart mcarthur - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
very clever, malcolm, and suits the OS to a T - 555

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