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Song Parodies -> "Flu, Rickets And Parasites"

Original Song Title:

"Two Tickets To Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eddie Money

Parody Song Title:

"Flu, Rickets And Parasites"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

what a surprise, especially those two
something no mortal man has ever lived right on through
wait, is this wrong, wait.. is this wrong?
please ay you're wrong.. hey is this wrong????

I'm gonna get so very sick.. may not make it back from here
I've got flu, rickets, and they're talking of little creatures here

I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
wait, is this wrong, wait.. is this wrong?
please ay you're wrong.. hey is this wrong????

I've got flu, rickets and parasites
not too sure I'll be all right
flu, rickets and parasites
flu rickets and parasites



oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh
oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh

I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
wait, is this wrong, wait.. is this wrong?
please ay you're wrong.. hey is this wrong????

I've got flu, rickets and parasites
not too sure I'll be all right
flu, rickets and parasites
flu rickets and parasites

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John Barry - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Title of the day!
alvin rhodes - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
what john said
Agrimorfee - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title, but I don't get what you did with it. Feels more like a parody fragment than a whole song.
Michael Pacholek - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like something you get after ingesting "Ganga, Pills and Gin." I liked it, but I'll bet Jason Giambi won't!
Stephen Harrington - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
554, um... you did change the verses didn't you? I like the choruses, good job.
Stephen Harrington - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I checked, you did(sorry for asking like that).
2Eagle - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
You forgot the part about sharks - da, Da, da, Da.........
malcolm higgins - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
sorry about not being perfect on pacing and stuff, but I'm in one of my famous bouts of insomnia right now. just sat dwn, Thursday, 02 November 1:56 a.m. for another few songs... sigh..walking sleep deprived zombie

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