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Song Parodies -> "Now I Need A Pill"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffet

Parody Song Title:

"Now I Need A Pill"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

brandy in pound cake
right in the dough bake
resinous hashish, smoked it as oil
snorting a coke thing, right through a nose ring
body's now limp,
all my muscles uncoiled

wasted today again, now I need a pill
searchin for some some rothmans pall mall
some people claim that it's the drugs that's to blame
but I know it's the whisky I bought

I know where I'm goin
buy some heroin
and inject it in with this hollowed out tool
a bong for a tooter,
injectable shooter,
what I've got here, I havent a clue

wasted today again, now I need a pill
searchin for some some rothmans pall mall
some people claim that it's the drugs that's to blame
but I know it's the whisky I bought

I pulled off the pop top
pulled on a brew pop
bud in here, but coronas back home
but there's booze in the freezer
to warm this old geezer
and raise an erection

wasted today again, now I need a pill
searchin for some some rothmans pall mall
some people claim that it's the drugs that's to blame
but I know it's the whisky I bought
yes I know, some people claim that it's that drug thing again
but I know it's the whisky I've got

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BonnieB - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
That is definitely a twist!

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