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Song Parodies -> "A Plate Of Asparagus"

Original Song Title:

"The Age Of Aquarius"

Original Performer:

Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"A Plate Of Asparagus"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

when the moon is just about to rise,
and mom and dad have parked their cars
at dinner time we eat like gannets
dessert, is chocolate bars,

but first my mommy says a plate of asparagus,
plate of asparagus asparagus

healthy thing I'm understanding,
can I wrap some bread around them?
no more noodles or wet croutons,
can I get a veggie poutine?
fibre content is just one thing
and it helps with liquid dumping,
asparagus
asparagus

when the moon is just about to rise,
and mom and dad have parked their cars
at dinner time we eat like gannets
dessert, is chocolate bars,

but first my mommy says a plate of asparagus,
plate of asparagus asparagus

let your son dine, let your son dine here
your son, dines in

let your son dine, let your son dine here
your son, dines in

let your son dine, let your son dine here
your son, dines in

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Guy - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I am now craving for a plate of asparagus, plate of asparagus...

Nice angle on this one Malky.
Johnny D - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it !
Mr X - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny, malcolm! 5/5/5
Mr. X - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my 5-5-5 vote.

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