-> "Marital Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
is this my new wife?
is she a fantasy?
stays on her bedside
and she leaves all the sheets on me
open my eyes, is she a disguise for me??
a married and poor boy, I need some sympathy
because it's easy come, can I go?
usually the wife said no
only now the job blows
this one never natters to me
mama.... i'm pussy whipped
on a wall I'd bang my head
and a glacier was my bed
mama new life has just begun
but now she wants to take it all away
didn't need my life to die
if I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
I'll be gone, I'll be gone,
so will you tell that to her lawyer
too late, divorce has come
send shivers down my spine
alimony's every dime
goodbye everybody I got to go
gotta leave this all behind and change my name
I wish I could die,
I sometimes wish i'd never met her at all
I see a little settlement I see the plan,
will I see the whole plan though?
discoveries enlightening, but the trial is frightening
alimony as you go,
I'm just a poor boy, now she don't love me
he's justa poor boy, paying for his family
it's just his wife that he wants to decree
payments come, payments go,
will she let me go.
divorce me! ( NO! I will not let you go)
let me go
divorce me, (I will not let you go)
ill not let you go, will not let you go never never never let you go
no no no no no no no
oh mama mia mama mia mamia let me go
the trial judge has an alimony price for me... for me... for me
so you think you can dump me and just live your life
so you think that I'll work, no, support me for life
here's ass to kiss baby
you wanted out, you wanted right out of here
paying her monthly...
alimony matters to me
that's where all my pay goes..... (crash)
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