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Song Parodies -> "Marital Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Marital Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

is this my new wife?
is she a fantasy?
stays on her bedside
and she leaves all the sheets on me

open my eyes, is she a disguise for me??
a married and poor boy, I need some sympathy
because it's easy come, can I go?
usually the wife said no
only now the job blows
this one never natters to me
to me

mama.... i'm pussy whipped
on a wall I'd bang my head
and a glacier was my bed
mama new life has just begun
but now she wants to take it all away

mama ooooooo
didn't need my life to die
if I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
I'll be gone, I'll be gone,
so will you tell that to her lawyer

too late, divorce has come
send shivers down my spine
alimony's every dime
goodbye everybody I got to go
gotta leave this all behind and change my name
mama oooooo
I wish I could die,
I sometimes wish i'd never met her at all

I see a little settlement I see the plan,
scaramouche, scaramouche,
will I see the whole plan though?
discoveries enlightening, but the trial is frightening
shreik!

alimony alimony
alimony alimony
alimony as you go,
magnifico....
I'm just a poor boy, now she don't love me
he's justa poor boy, paying for his family
it's just his wife that he wants to decree
payments come, payments go,
will she let me go.
divorce me! ( NO! I will not let you go)
let me go
divorce me, (I will not let you go)
divorce me
ill not let you go, will not let you go never never never let you go
no no no no no no no

oh mama mia mama mia mamia let me go

the trial judge has an alimony price for me... for me... for me

so you think you can dump me and just live your life
so you think that I'll work, no, support me for life
oh baby
here's ass to kiss baby
you wanted out, you wanted right out of here


alimony matters.....
paying her monthly...
alimony matters...
alimony matters to me

that's where all my pay goes..... (crash)

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
If I only had a Wife!!! I did, but she left me for another man, the SLUT!!!

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