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Song Parodies -> "Striptease Chimpanzees"

Original Song Title:

"Gypsies Tramps And Theives"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Striptease Chimpanzees"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I thought she was polish, but what did I know?
I paid the five bucks, and I went in the show..
believe you me, it's understood,
see an old banana, they gypped me good...

striptease chimpanzees,
they're peelin for the people every town, they told us,
striptease chimpanzees,
and every night all the apes would come around,
peel their banana down

picked up a chimp from a tampa bay zoo,
this one was a natural, she knew what to do
that was number twenty one,
first stripped off in memphis,
all the men who saw her told her she was the "one"

striptease chimpanzees,
they're peelin for the people every town, they told us,
striptease chimpanzees,
and every night all the apes would come around,
peel their banana down

they never had schoolin, but they learned so well
with their smooth jungle style
three months later, we all got in trouble
PETA came in for a while, uh huh
the indictment it was filed, uh huh

I thought she was polish, but what did I know?
I paid the five bucks, and I went in the show..
believe you me, it's understood,
see an old banana, they gypped me good...

striptease chimpanzees,
they're peelin for the people every town, they told us,
striptease chimpanzees,
and every night all the apes would come around,
peel their banana down

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Peregrin - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
That's great Malcolm, and a very original thought ! I laughed a lot!
Adagio - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny!
Johnny D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
You are a genius. 5's all around !
Diva - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!
Wild Man - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Very comical!
Static - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
hahahahahahahahahaha... you get the idea. all 5s and a request for a Chalupa nomination, but an Underground Golden Deck for now. expage.com/antiriaafaction
Wild Man - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Checked out your page, Good Job!
Jan Unwin - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I wanted to see why you get so many votes. Now I know! 5-5-5
mac - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
HA HA HA! Thanks for finding that one Jan.

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