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Music Quotes:
I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel. I'm going to have wrinkles really soon. - Cher Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPiere Bono Allman. Submitted by: BerLeigh
Also known as: Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPierre Bono Allman. Submitted by: Cher Freek!!!
Strange Offspring Names:
- Chastity/Elijah Blue - Those names rock!!! I'm not saying that because I'm her biggest fan, but they are quite conventional compared to others. They are really cool. Submitted by: cher rox
- Chastity, Elijah Blue - Hmm... Chastity. What a name, seeing as her daughter is a LESBIAN, Cher's daughter cannot TRULY live up to her name!! Elijah on its own is cool, what's with the BLUE?? Perhaps when Cher gave birth to him, he came out BLUE, as apposed to the usual PINK??? Submitted by: Paradise
- Elijah Blue - Submitted by: Talon
- Elijah Blue - I would just like to say that half of the names on this page aren't even strange. I mean I grew up with the name Azure Blue. Not that I'm complaining b/c being common sucks. Submitted by: Azure
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Moonstruck, Suspect: Silkwood, Mermaids, Witches Of Eastwick" | Seems to have better success in films with one word in their title. - sherock |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Dork Lady" | "Dark Lady" | Susan M. |
| "Just Leave" | "Believe" | opinion |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Heart Of Stone," | Hearts aren't made of stone | opinion |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" | "Bang! Bang! My Baby Shot Me Down," Cher | Ow... - Mr. Sally |
| "If I Could Turn Back Time" | "Time Is On My Side," Rolling Stones | Kathy |
| "If I Could Turn Back Time" | "Too Late To Turn Back Now," Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose | Kathy |
| "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" | "Happiness Is A Warm Gun," Beatles | FussBudget |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Gypsies, Ramps, And Thieves" originally "Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Regina Olsen
"Gypsys, Traps & Thieves" originally "Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves"
Wimpy
"Half Bree" originally "Half Breed "
About the "Desperate Housewives" character?
Peter
"Gypsies, Ramps & Thieves" originally "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves "
Cher is older, so the ramps are getting to her.
Peter
"Alf Breed" originally "Half Breed"
He's Melmacian, right?
Josh
There are additional Cher song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Baby Don't Goo" originally "Baby Don't Go"
Please don't goo up anything, baby.
Rachel Blattington
"Believer" originally "Believe"
I guess this is valid
poppy
"The Way Of Glove" originally "The Way Of Love"
Peter
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"The Wax Of Love" originally "The Way Of Love"
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"The Pay Of Love" originally "The Way Of Love"
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"The Day Of Love" originally "The Way Of Love"
That would be Valentine's?
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Sark Lady" originally "Dark Lady"
Sark is one of the Channel Islands
Olga Ruiz
"Talking In Memphis" originally "Walking In Memphis"
Cait Sith
There are additional Cher song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Song about the Fundamentalist Latter-Day Saints Polygamy Compound in Texas!
SingSnap: (flash)
(Comments)
Make sure to pack plenty of garlic as these vampires come to wish you a Happy Halloween!!!
Youtube: (Youtube video)
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Feb 3
"Believe...in Dribble and Spitz" by Andrea Huckstep a.k.a. Queen Dedede
a parody of "Believe" by Cher
A song about the two taxi boys from Wario Ware, inc., Dribble and Spitz.
Soundclick: (MP3)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves" | "Left Wing Fantasies" | Steve Kalafut |
| "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" | "Right-Wing Fantasy" | Melanie Lee |
| "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" | "Clemens' Trampy Teen" | Melanie Lee |
| "Half-Breed" | "In-Bred" | whatsupdoc |
| "Half Breed" | "Cuddly" | Nigel The Koala |
| "Half Breed" | "Mud-Blood" | MasonR |
| "Believe" | "Love After Love" | Richard Comaish |
| "If I Could Turn Back Time" | "If I Could Date Kate Moss" | Tony Wiseguy |
| "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" | "Tipsy, Tanked, Three Sheets" | John A. Barry |
| "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" | "Gypsy Moths and Bees" | Bookmistress |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Song For The Lonely | "Only The Lonely" movie promo. | MJC |
| Song For The Lonely | Weight Watchers | charlie melton |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| "Bang, Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" | National Rifle Association | Iludium Phosdex |
| Song For The Lonely | Divorce Court | Diddims |
| Song For The Lonely | Bereavement Counciling | Diddims |
| Song For The Lonely | Dating Service | Diddims |
| Bang! Bang! (My Baby Shot Me Down) | Dick Cheney's Office | Glenn |
| There are additional Cher on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| She's A Lady Tom Jones | Dark Lady Cher | She's A Dark Lady | Tom |
| Silver, Blue, And Gold Bad Company | Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves Cher | Silver Gypsies, Blue Tramps, And Gold Thieves | Gretchen Wieners |
| Always Breaking My Heart Belinda Carlisle | Heart Of Stone Cher | Always Breaking My Heart Of Stone | Ryan |
| Dude Looks Like A Lady Aerosmith | Dark Lady Cher | Dude Looks Like A Dark Lady | Raphael |
| There are additional Cher duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics: Pale face. Wild and free.
Original Lyrics: Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
| "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Misheard Lyrics: I'd take back all the words that hurt you
And wouldn't say 'em. Original Lyrics: I'd take back all the words that hurt you
And you'd stay. |
"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics: Gypsies, tramps and fleas
Original Lyrics: Gypies, tramps and thieves
| "Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics: If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's Skinny's kid. Original Lyrics: If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss. |
| There are additional Cher misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics: Gypsies, tramps and fleas
Original Lyrics: Gypies, tramps and thieves
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Anita A friend at work heard it that way, and we all just went along. |
| There are additional Cher misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Believe"
Better Lyrics:
Do you believe in lunch after brunch?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I ate enough
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I ate enough
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I'm strong enough
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I'm strong enough
Submitted by: DJ Toronto
"Believe"
Better Lyrics:
Do you believe in low carb diets?
I can feel something inside me growl
I really don't think I ate enough
I can feel something inside me growl
I really don't think I ate enough
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life without love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Believe"
Better Lyrics:
Do you believe that I'm 85?,
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think I look young enough,no!
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think I look young enough,no!
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think your strong enough,no!
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think your strong enough,no!
Submitted by: Kayla
Funny Lyrics:
"Believe"
The Funny Lyrics: Do you believe in life after love?
Why They're Funny: Well, if we didn't, the world's population wouldn't be half of what it it today, now, would it? I mean, I love the song, but I don't see broken-hearted people disappearing into thin air all around me. Or anywhere at all, really.
Submitted by: Mr. Sally
| "Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
The Funny Lyrics: Picked up a boy just south of Mobile
Why They're Funny: 'Just' indeed! Very much South of Mobile and they would have needed to pick him up in a boat rather than a wagon, for they would have been in the Gulf of Mexico!
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
The Dirty Lyrics: And Papa would've shot him if he knew what he'd done
Why They're Dirty: What did he do? Why, he made her pregnant, of course! It becomes obvious in the final verse of the song.
Submitted by: crazydon
| "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
The Dirty Lyrics: And Papa would've shot him if he knew what he'd done
Why They're Dirty: What did he do? Why, he made her pregnant, of course! It becomes obvious in the final verse of the song.
Submitted by: crazydon
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Song Title Space Change:
"Gypsies Tramp Sand Thieves" originally "Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Submitted by: Regina Olsen
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"The Way of Love"
The Lyrics: When you meet a boy that you like a lot and you fall in love but he loves you not . . . etc. . . . Then what will you do when he sets you free just the way that you said goodbye to me?
Why: Unless this song is about a lesbian whose girlfriend left her for a man (or a straight woman whose BF just came out) it makes no sense. Starting with the first line the perspective is that of Cher singing to (presumably) a woman, or women in general, about the dangers of fickle men. But at the very last minute the perspective changes to Cher talking to her ex-lover (presumably a man). Additionally, the whole song is a few poorly constructed run-on sentences. This my vote for worst song ever.
Submitted by: Stray Pooch
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Song Title Anagrams:
"A Vying Temptresses Hips Ad " originally "Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Submitted by: Adrienne Ramseur
"Bony Bat God" originally "Baby Don't Go"
Submitted by: Adrienne Ramseur
"Fled Rehab" originally "Half-Breed"
Submitted by: Adri
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
The Lyrics: Picked up a boy just south of Mobile,
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal. I was sixteen; he was twenty-one, He rode with us to Memphis. Why: Refers to the cities of Mobile, Alabama and Memphis, Tennessee.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
| "Dark Lady"
The Lyrics: The fortune queen of New Orleans Was brushing her cat in her black limousine On the backseat were scratches from The marks of men her fortune she had won Couldn't see through the tinted glass She said "Home James" and he hit the gas I followed her to some darkened room, She took my money, she said "I'll be with you soon"
Why: "Dark Lady" was a #1 hit song for Cher back in 1974. The opening verse I posted above has a shoutout to New Orleans, a real place.
Submitted by: Peter
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Songs That Are Banned:
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
In the summer of 1989, following complaints about Cher's video for this song, several video channels drop or restrict the music clip.
Submitted by: Peter
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Believe"
The Lyrics: No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside And I can't break through There's no talkin' to you It's so sad that you're leavin' It takes time to believe it But after all is said and done You're gonna be the lonely one...ohhh Why: It's a pretty upbeat tune for a breakup song, Then again, the woman realizes she's better off after the breakup, so maybe it's appropriate for it to be upbeat. (This song helped me get over a bad breakup.)
Submitted by: cygna vamp
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