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"All Or Nothing"
Do you can love?
Do you care now?
"All Or Nothing"
I don't want to run and I can't work out.
I don't want to run and I can't walk out.
"Bang Bang"
Jesus came and changed the time
Seasons came and changed the time
"Bang Bang"
We rode on horses played with sticks
We rode on horses made of sticks
"Believe"
Bought a massive poster, too.
What am I supposed to do?
"Believe"
Do you believe a laugh at the love?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you believe and laugh after love?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you believe in life on the road
Do you believe in life after love
"Believe"
Do you believe in life, Heffalump?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you believe in love (in love, in love)?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strokin' off
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
"Believe"
Do you believe in love after life?
or
Do you believe in love after love?
Do you believe in life after love
"Believe"
Do you believe in love after love (after love)
Do you believe in life after love (after love..)
"Believe"
Do you believe in love that low
or
Do you believe in love after love?
or
Do you believe in love after love?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you believe in love after love?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you believe in love like the love?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you believe in love that a love?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you believe in love, Buffalo?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you believe in love, Dr. Love?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you believe in love, Hefferlump?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you believe in love? I feel love!
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you believe in love?
(I feel love, I feel love, I feel love, I feel love).
Do you believe in life after love?
(After love, after love, after love).
"Believe"
Do you belive and laugh at love?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Do you belive in laughing to love?
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Doobie leaves and laugh actor Lowe
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe"
Feel something besides the sex
Feel something inside that says
"Believe"
Feel something inside myself
Feel something inside that says...
"Believe"
Have to love
After love
"Believe"
I can feel something inside that says
or
I can feel so deep inside myself
or
I can feel so deep inside myself
I can feel something inside me say
"Believe"
I can feel something in 'Simon Says'
I can feel something inside me say
"Believe"
I can feel something inside this sex,
I really don't think I'm strong enough
I can feel something inside me, say,
I really don't think you're strong enough
"Believe"
I don't need you, Eddie Moore!
I don't need you anymore
"Believe"
There's something inside that says
or
There's something inside the sex
or
There's something inside the sex
I can feel something inside me, say
"Believe"
Well I know that I'll get broody
'Cause I know that I am straw.
Well I know that I'll get through this
'Cause I know that I am strong.
"Believe"
Will you leave? Have you eaten enough?
Do you belive in life after love?
"Body to Body, Heart to Heart"
Looking in your ass tonight
Looking in your eyes tonight
"Dark Lady"
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her fool was gone.
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her brew was done.
"Dark Lady"
Danced to her gypsy music 'til it blew a storm.
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her brew was done.
"Dark Lady"
Danced to her gypsy music 'til the blue was down.
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her brew was done.
"Dark Lady"
On the back seat were scratches
From the box of men her fortune she had won.
On the back seat were scratches
From the marks of men her fortune she had won.
"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves"
Cheap seas, champion fees
or
Sheep sees tramp panties
or
Gypsies, cramps, and Thee
or
Beans, beans, try some beans.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves"
Cheap seas, champion fees
or
Sheep sees tramp panties
or
Gypsies, cramps, and Thee
or
Beans, beans, try some beans.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves"
Cheap seas, champion fees
or
Sheep sees tramp panties
or
Gypsies, cramps, and thee.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves"
Cheese, cheese, give them cheese!
Gypsies tramps and thieves
"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves"
Geez, geez, transplant tease
or
Geez, freeze, champs and T's
or
Jeep sees Trans-Am these
or
Geez, please, bam bam cheese
or
Geez sieze wham bam freeze.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves"
Gypsies camped by trees
Gypsies tramps and thieves
"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves"
Scream, scream, chimpanzees.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves"
Thieves, thieves, travellin' thieves.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves"
Trees, bees, constant fleas
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies Tramps and Thieves"
Cheap seats, champs, and theives
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies Tramps and Thieves"
Pipsy crap in cheese
or
Gypsies crap in peace
or
Chippy crap on Steve
or
Chippy's craps and pees
or
Chippy's craps and pees
Gypsies Tramps and Thieves
"Gypsies Tramps and Thieves"
Chippy! Trim those trees!
or
Gypsy cramp and sneeze
or
Crispy tram panties
or
Gypsies crap in peace
or
Gypsies rest in peace
or
Gypsies rest in peace
Gypsies tramps and thieves
"Gypsies Tramps and Thieves"
Jip sees tram sand thieves.
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies Tramps and Thieves"
Thieves! Thieves! Tramps and Thieves!
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramp & Theives"
GMC's Trans-Am thieves
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramp & Theives"
Gypsies and field peas
Gypsies, tramps and theives
"Gypsies, Tramp And Thieves"
Gypsies and banshies
Gypsies, tramp, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramp And Thieves"
Gypsies, chimpanzees
Gypsies, tramp, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
Bee's knees, travelin' fleas
or
Gypsies, clap hands pleas
or
Fifties, Japanese
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
Chimp, cheese, chimpanzees
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
Gypsies, chimpanzees
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
Gypsies, tramps and fleas
Gypies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps And Theives"
Gypsies, snap them beans.
Gypsies, tramps and theives
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
But every night the men would come around
And lay my mommy down.
But every night the men would come around
And lay their money down.
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Chips peas 'n' wrap them please.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Crispie, chocolate bees
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Fleas, fleas, scratch them fleas.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Gypsies, Trans-Am thieves
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Gypsies, pigeon's knees
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Hippies got crabs and fleas.
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Pigs, stealers, tramps and thieves
or
Pig stealers, tramps and thieves
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves"
Trip these chimpanzees.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Theives"
Gypsies Chimpanzies
the men would come around to lay the monkey down
Gypsies Tramps and Theives
the men would come around to lay their money down
"Gypsies, Tramps and Theives"
Chimpanzees and greens
or
Gypsies, drags and queens
or
Gypsies, drags and queens
Gypsies tramps and theives
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Cheese please, trampolines
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Cheese, please, transplant please
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Filled him with a hot needle.
Filled him with a hot meal.
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
GMC's franks and beans
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
GMC's travelin' peas
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
GNC, squares, and beans
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Gypsie tramps have fleas
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Gypsies plantin' trees
Gypsies tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Gypsies stamp their feet
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Gypsies, Goddamn thieves
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Gypsies, Tampax thieves
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Gypsies, tramp some fleas
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Gypsies, trampanzees
Gypsies, tramps and theives
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of a town named Cola.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us...
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Gypsies, trashcan thieves
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Gypsies, chimps with fleas
or
Gypsys, Chimpanzees
or
Gypsy craps and pees
or
Gypsies stamp on bees
or
Cheese, cheese, set them free
or
Jesus, Franks and Beans
or
Jesus, Franks and Beans
Gypsies tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Killin' my baby beans!
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Cheese up in the Trees
or
Wham Bam Smack my knees
or
Please don't bag my cheese
or
Please sneeze on my knees
or
Please sneeze on my knees
Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Please, please, dance with me.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Preach a little Gospel
Sell a couple bottles of doctored goods.
Preach a little Gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Sell a couple bottles of doctored Bud.
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Sell a couple bottles of vodka, too.
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Tell it to the marker, sell a couple bottles of Dr. Skook
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
They called us GMC's, tramps and thieves.
They call us gypsies, tramps and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
Thieves! Thieves! Grab them, please!
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
G.S.T's trampling me!
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves!
G.S.T. Stands for Goods and Services Tax and was a big issue down here in Australia about two years ago.
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Genseng, trampolines
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Give sheep tambourines.
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Gypsies, chimpanzees
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Jim sees tramps and thieves.
or
Dig these tramps and thieves.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Killer bees, ants, and fleas
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
My mama used to dance for the mighty pharoah.
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw.
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Picked up a gorgeous automobile.
Picked up a boy just south of Mobile.
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Sweet, sweet, chimpanzees
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Three months later, I'm a gallant rubble.
Three months later, I'm a gal in trouble.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Big steeds trackin' thieves
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Gipsies, chimpanzees
Every night the men would come around
And lay the monkey down.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Every night the men would come around
And lay their money down.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Gypsies dressed in jeans.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Gypsies trampling leaves
Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Jeeves! Jeeves! The grass is green!
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Pale face. Wild and free.
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles for Doctor Apu.
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Sell a couple of bottles of doctor fluid.
Sell a couple of bottles of Dr. Good.
"Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves"
Dentyne, try Dentyne
We'd hear it from the people of the town.
Gypsys, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town.
"Half Breed'"
She's no goodly one
She's no good', they warned
"Half Breed"
Half-breed, she's no girly woman.
Half-breed, she's no good they warned.
"Half Breed"
Help me, desire never heard!
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard.
"Half Breed"
She's no good to warn.
She's no good, they warned.
"Half Breed"
She's no goodly worn.
She's no good, they warned.
"Half Breed"
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Now Tina left 'em, tell me whose to blame
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left them, tell me whose to blame
"Half Breed"
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed, Now tell me left and tell me who's to blame.
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
"Half-Breed"
Can't breathe, that's all I ever heard
Can't breathe, I love to hate the word.
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word.
"Half-Breed"
Give her a feather, she's a cherry tree.
Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee.
"Half-Breed"
Half-breed, all I ever heard.
Half-breed, oh how I love to hate the world.
Half-breed, she's no good no more.
Both sides were against me since the day I was bored.
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard.
Half-breed, oh how I love to hate the word.
Half-breed, she's no good they warned.
Both sides were against me since the day I was born.
"Half-Breed"
Half-free, that's all I ever heard.
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard.
"Half-Breed"
Help me, that's all I ever heard.
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard.
"Half-Breed"
My father married up your Cherokee.
My father married a pure Cherokee.
"Half-Breed"
Pale freak , that's all I ever heard
Half Breed, that's all I ever heard
"Half-Breed"
Give her a finger, she's a share of me.
or
Ring on her finger, she's a parakeet
or
Ring on her finger, she's a parakeet
Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee
"Heart Of Stone"
Look at the headlights.
Look at the headlines.
"Heart Of Stone"
You need the white fire of the moon.
Beneath the white fire of the moon.
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
But I lost everything, darling
There, there, there
But I lost everything, darling
Then and there
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Drive like a knife, it can cuff deep inside.
Pride's like a knife, it can cut deep inside.
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
I'd take back all the words that hurt you
And wouldn't say 'em.
I'd take back all the words that hurt you
And you'd stay.
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
If I could preech the stars I'd tell them all about you
If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
If I could turn back now
or
If I could turn back town
or
If I could turn back town
If I could turn back time
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like candles
They move sometimes.
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like werewolves
That moan inside.
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like werewolves
They move sometimes.
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like whalebones,
they move sometimes
Words are like weapons,
they wound sometimes
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like whalebones
They move you sometimes.
Words are like weapons
They wound you sometimes.
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like wherefors, they lose me sometimes.
Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes.
"Jesse James"
Ya think you're so bad, drive the women f***in' wild.
Ya think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild.
"Jesse James"
Ya think you're so bad, women Fu**in wild
Ya think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild
"Just Like Jesse James"
You think you're so bad, drive the women f***in' wild.
You think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild.
"Love One Another"
A fist is just a pumpkin,
it can come apart
A fist is just a hand,
it can come apart
"One By One"
He gives a new better meaning to what I am
I knew that I was never gonna be a man.
He gives a new better meaning to what I am
I knew that I would never love any other man.
"Save Up All Your Tears"
Save up all your t**s 'kuz you'll be cryin' over me.
Save up all your tears 'kuz you'll be cryin' over me.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's Skinny's kid.
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
If you want to know if he loves you so
Save his skin.
If you want to know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
In his morning breath.
In his warm embrace.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Is it in his face?
Oh, no that's just his charm
In his morning breath?
Oh, no that's just his arms
Is it in his face?
Oh, no that's just his charm
In his warm embrace?
Oh, no that's just his arms
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Is it in his face?
Oh no, that's just his charms
In his morning flakes?
Oh no, that's just his arms.
It in his face?
Oh no, that's just his charms
In his warm embrace?
Oh no, that's just his arms.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
That's where it ends
That's where it is
"Strong Enough"
I've been losing sleep
You've then go and cheat
I've been losing sleep
You've been going cheap
"Strong Enough"
Say your prayers and walk away
Save your breath and walk away
"The Music's No Good Without You"
The music smells good without you
The music's no good without you
"The Power"
A king is crying from his thong
He had a cream, but now she's dome.
A king is crying from his throne
He had a queen, but now she's gone.
"The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kids
If you want to know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss.
"The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
If you wanna know if he loves your soul
It's in his kiss
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss
"Walking In Memphis"
And I was walking in Belfast
And I was walking in Memphis
See Marc Cohn for the original as well
"Walking In Memphis"
I've been walking with my feet and feed of the field.
I've been walking with my feet 10 feet off of Beale.
"Walking In Memphis"
Walkin' with my feet 10 feet off the field.
Walkin' with my feet 10 feet off of Beale.
"Walking In Memphis"
Walking with my feet 10 feet off a beat
Walking with my feet 10 feet off of Beale
"Walking In Memphis"
Walking with my feet and feet on a peel.
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale.
"Walking In Memphis"
Walking with my feet ten feet off a Beatle
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
"Walking In Memphis"
Walking with my feet ten feet off a pier
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
"Walking In Memphis"
Walking with my feet ten feet off the field
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
"Walking In Memphis"
When I was walikng in milk-fuss.
And I was walking in Memphis.
"You Wouldn't Know Love"
No, you window low
No, you wouldn't know love