Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Cher

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cher that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 238 misheard song lyrics for Cher on amIright currently.

There are also Cher misheard lyrics stories also available.

"All Or Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you can love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you care now?
"All Or Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to run and I can't work out.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to run and I can't walk out.
"All or Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been chasin' Jello
Original Lyrics:
I've been chasing shadows
"Bang Bang" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus came and changed the time
Original Lyrics:
Seasons came and changed the time
"Bang Bang" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We rode on horses played with sticks
Original Lyrics:
We rode on horses made of sticks
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a massive poster, too.
Original Lyrics:
What am I supposed to do?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe a laugh at the love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe and laugh after love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in lava for love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after lunch?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
Not my own mis-hearing, but one of my former co-workers.
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in life on the road
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in life, Heffalump?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love (in love, in love)?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strokin' off
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love after life?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love after love (after love)
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love (after love..)
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love after love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love like the love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love that a love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love that low?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love, Buffalo?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love, Doctor Love
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in love after love
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love, Dr. Love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love, Hefferlump?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love? (I'm in love . . .)
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love? I feel love!
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love?
(I feel love, I feel love, I feel love, I feel love).
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
(After love, after love, after love).
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe the locusts in love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you belive and laugh at love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you belive in laughing to love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doobie leaves and laugh actor Lowe
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel something besides the sex
Original Lyrics:
Feel something inside that says
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel something inside myself
Original Lyrics:
Feel something inside that says...
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have to love
Original Lyrics:
After love
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel something inside that says
or
I can feel so deep inside myself
or
I can feel so deep inside myself
Original Lyrics:
I can feel something inside me say
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel something in 'Simon Says'
Original Lyrics:
I can feel something inside me say
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel something inside this sex,
I really don't think I'm strong enough
Original Lyrics:
I can feel something inside me, say,
I really don't think you're strong enough
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need you, Eddie Moore!
Original Lyrics:
I don't need you anymore
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something inside that says
or
There's something inside the sex
or
There's something inside the sex
Original Lyrics:
I can feel something inside me, say
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I know that I'll get broody
'Cause I know that I am straw.
Original Lyrics:
Well I know that I'll get through this
'Cause I know that I am strong.
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you leave? Have you eaten enough?
Original Lyrics:
Do you belive in life after love?
"Body to Body, Heart to Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking in your ass tonight
Original Lyrics:
Looking in your eyes tonight
"Dark Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her fool was gone.
Original Lyrics:
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her brew was done.
"Dark Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danced to her gypsy music 'til it blew a storm.
Original Lyrics:
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her brew was done.
"Dark Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danced to her gypsy music 'til the blue was down.
Original Lyrics:
Danced to her gypsy music 'til her brew was done.
"Dark Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark lady laughed at me and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music to her blue son.
Original Lyrics:
Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music til her brew was done.
"Dark Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the back seat were scratches
From the box of men her fortune she had won.
Original Lyrics:
On the back seat were scratches
From the marks of men her fortune she had won.
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But every night the men would come around
And lay my mommy down.
Original Lyrics:
But every night the men would come around
And lay their money down.
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap seas, champion fees
or
Gypsies, cramps, and thee.
or
Sheep sees tramp panties
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap seats, champs, and thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese please, trampolines
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese, cheese, give them cheese!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bee's knees, travelin' fleas
or
Gypsies, clap hands pleas
or
Fifties, Japanese
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big steeds trackin' thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese, please, transplant please
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chimp, cheese, chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chip sees chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipsy crap in cheese
or
Chippy crap on Steve
or
Chippy's craps and pees
or
Chippy's craps and pees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies Tramps and Thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chips peas 'n' wrap them please.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crispy, chocolate bees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dentyne, try Dentyne
We'd hear it from the people of the town.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsys, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Filled him with a hot needle.
Original Lyrics:
Filled him with a hot meal.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas, fleas, scratch them fleas.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
G.S.T's trampling me!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
G.S.T. Stands for Goods and Services Tax and was a big issue down in Australia in the late 1990's or so. But that was long after this song was made.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
GMC's Trans-Am thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
GMC's franks and beans
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
GMC's travelin' peas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
GNC, squares, and beans
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Geez, geez, transplant tease
or
Geez, freeze, champs and T's
or
Jeep sees Trans-Am these
or
Geez, please, bam bam cheese
or
Geez seize wham bam freeze.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ginseng, trampolines
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give sheep tambourines.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gyps and chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsie tramps have fleas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies Chimpanzees
the men would come around to lay the monkey down
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies Tramps and Thieves
the men would come around to lay their money down
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies and banshees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies and field peas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies camped by trees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies dressed in jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies lamps do lean
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies plantin' trees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chippy! Trim those trees!
or
Gypsy cramp and sneeze
or
Crispy tram panties
or
Gypsies crap in peace
or
Gypsies rest in peace
or
Gypsies rest in peace
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies stamp their feet
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies trampling leaves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, Goddamn thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, Tampax thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, Trans-Am thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, champs, and thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, chimpanzees
Every night the men would come around
And lay the monkey down.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Every night the men would come around
And lay their money down.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, cramps, and Thee
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chimpanzees and greens
or
Gypsies, drags and queens
or
Gypsies, drags and queens
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, pigeon's knees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, snap them beans.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramp some fleas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and fleas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and zees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of a town named Cola.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town; they'd call us...
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, trashcan thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, try as they please
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsy drop that pea
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hippies got crabs and fleas.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If he laughs at me
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeeves! Jeeves! The grass is green!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsies, chimps with fleas
or
Gypsys, Chimpanzees
or
Gypsy craps and pees
or
Gypsies stamp on bees
or
Cheese, cheese, set them free
or
Jesus, Franks and Beans
or
Jesus, Franks and Beans
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jim sees tramps and thieves.
or
Dig these tramps and thieves.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jip sees tram sand thieves.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Killer bees, ants, and fleas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Killin' my baby beans!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama used to dance for the mighty pharaoh.
Original Lyrics:
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pale face. Wild and free.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Picked up a boy just sophomore Bill
Original Lyrics:
Picked up a boy just south of Mobile.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Picked up a gorgeous automobile.
Original Lyrics:
Picked up a boy just south of Mobile.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pigs, stealers, tramps and thieves
or
Pig stealers, tramps and thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese up in the Trees
or
Please don't bag my cheese
or
Please sneeze on my knees
or
Please sneeze on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please, dance with me.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Preach a little Gospel
Sell a couple bottles of doctored goods.
Original Lyrics:
Preach a little Gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles for Doctor Apu.
Original Lyrics:
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scream, scream, chimpanzees.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
Original Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Wood
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of doctored Bud.
Original Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of vodka, too.
Original Lyrics:
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell a couple of bottles of doctor fluid.
Original Lyrics:
Sell a couple of bottles of Dr. Good.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet, chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell it to the marker, sell a couple bottles of Dr. Skook
Original Lyrics:
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They called us GMC's, tramps and thieves.
Original Lyrics:
They call us gypsies, tramps and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves! Thieves! Grab them, please!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves! Thieves! Tramps and thieves!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves, Thieves, Trail-band thieves!
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves, thieves, catch them thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves, thieves, trap those thieves
We heard from the people in the town that caught us
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves, thieves, travellin' thieves.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Three months later, I'm a gallant rubble.
Original Lyrics:
Three months later, I'm a gal in trouble.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trees, bees, constant fleas
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trip these chimpanzees.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsys, Tramps And Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsys, trespassees.
We'd hear it from the people of town.
Original Lyrics:
Gypsys, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town.
"Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night all the men would come around and lay their monkey down.
Original Lyrics:
Every night all the men would come around and lay their money down.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1911 tell me who's to blame
Original Lyrics:
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't breathe, that's all I ever heard
Can't breathe, I love to hate the word.
Original Lyrics:
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carefree, that's all I ever heard.
Original Lyrics:
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her a feather, she's a cherry tree.
Original Lyrics:
Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her a feather, she's a parakeet
Original Lyrics:
Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Half-breed, all I ever heard.
Half-breed, oh how I love to hate the world.
Half-breed, she's no good no more.
Both sides were against me since the day I was bored.
Original Lyrics:
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard.
Half-breed, oh how I love to hate the word.
Half-breed, she's no good they warned.
Both sides were against me since the day I was born.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Half-breed, she's no girly woman.
Original Lyrics:
Half-breed, she's no good they warned.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Half-free, that's all I ever heard.
Original Lyrics:
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me, desire never heard!
Original Lyrics:
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me, that's all I ever heard.
Original Lyrics:
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My father married a porcharo king.
Original Lyrics:
My father married a pure Cherokee.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My father married up your Cherokee.
Original Lyrics:
My father married a pure Cherokee.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pale freak , that's all I ever heard
Original Lyrics:
Half Breed, that's all I ever heard
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her a finger, she's a share of me.
or
Ring on her finger, she's a parakeet
or
Ring on her finger, she's a parakeet
Original Lyrics:
Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's no good to warn.
Original Lyrics:
She's no good, they warned.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's no goodly one
Original Lyrics:
'She's no good,' they warned
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's no goodly worn.
Original Lyrics:
She's no good, they warned.
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Now Tina left 'em, tell me whose to blame
Original Lyrics:
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left them, tell me whose to blame
"Half Breed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed,
Now tell me left and tell me who's to blame.
Original Lyrics:
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
"Heart Of Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the headlights.
Original Lyrics:
Look at the headlines.
"Heart Of Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You need the white fire of the moon.
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the white fire of the moon.
"I Found Someone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I found some work
To take away the farting
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I found someone
To take away the heartache
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I lost everything, darling
There, there, there
Original Lyrics:
But I lost everything, darling
Then and there
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive like a knife, it can cuff deep inside.
Original Lyrics:
Pride's like a knife, it can cut deep inside.
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd take back all the words that hurt you
And wouldn't say 'em.
Original Lyrics:
I'd take back all the words that hurt you
And you'd stay.
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could preech the stars I'd tell them all about you
Original Lyrics:
If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could turn back now
or
If I could turn back town
or
If I could turn back town
Original Lyrics:
If I could turn back time
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like Quakers
They moon sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like candles
They move sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like kippers
They wound sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like werewolves
That moan inside.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like werewolves
They move sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like wet ones
They wound sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like whalebones,
they move sometimes
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons,
they wound sometimes
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like whalebones
They move you sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons
They wound you sometimes.
"If I Could Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are like wherefores, they lose me sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes.
"Jesse James"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya think you're so bad, drive the women f***in' wild.
Original Lyrics:
Ya think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild.
"Jesse James"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya think you're so bad, women Fu**in wild
Original Lyrics:
Ya think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild
"Just Like Jesse James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til my heart is cryin' Ninja and I'm beggin' for more
Original Lyrics:
'Til my heart is cryin' Indian and I'm beggin' for more
"Just Like Jesse James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til my heart is cryin' in here and I'm beggin' for more
Original Lyrics:
'Til my heart is cryin' Indian and I'm beggin' for more
"Just Like Jesse James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til my heart is like an idiot
Original Lyrics:
'Til my heart is cryin' Indian
"Just Like Jesse James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a small town nude with a big city attitude
Original Lyrics:
Just a small town dude with a big city attitude
"Just Like Jesse James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot 'em all down with the flash of your curly smile
Original Lyrics:
Shoot 'em all down with the flash of your pearly smile
"Just Like Jesse James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you're so bad, drive the women f***in' wild.
Original Lyrics:
You think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild.
"Love One Another" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A fist is just a pumpkin,
it can come apart
Original Lyrics:
A fist is just a hand,
it can come apart
"Main Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, you're my manly man
or
Oh, you're my mail man
or
Oh, you're my mail man
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you're my main man
"One By One"
Misheard Lyrics:
He gives a new better meaning to what I am
I knew that I was never gonna be a man.
Original Lyrics:
He gives a new better meaning to what I am
I knew that I would never love any other man.
"One By One"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's too much for me to tell.
Original Lyrics:
It's too much for me to take.
"One by One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under these days you'll own the spell, oh no, the spell.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days you'll understand, understand
"Save Up All Your Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save up all your t**s 'kuz you'll be cryin' over me.
Original Lyrics:
Save up all your tears 'kuz you'll be cryin' over me.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna know if diabetes shows
It's in his piss
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's Skinny's kid.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kids
Original Lyrics:
If you want to know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna know if he loves your soul
It's in his kiss
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to know if he loves you so
Save his skin.
Original Lyrics:
If you want to know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In his morning breath.
Original Lyrics:
In his warm embrace.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it in his face?
Oh no, that's just his charms
In his morning flakes?
Oh no, that's just his arms.
Original Lyrics:
It in his face?
Oh no, that's just his charm
In his warm embrace?
Oh no, that's just his arms.
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it in his face?
Oh, no that's just his charm
In his morning breath?
Oh, no that's just his arms
Original Lyrics:
Is it in his face?
Oh, no that's just his charm
In his warm embrace?
Oh, no that's just his arms
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's where it ends
Original Lyrics:
That's where it is
"Song for the Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a Zonk for the lonely
Original Lyrics:
This is a song for the lonely
"Strong Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been losing sleep
You've then go and cheat
Original Lyrics:
I've been losing sleep
You've been going cheap
"Strong Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say your prayers and walk away
Original Lyrics:
Save your breath and walk away
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scars up above
Original Lyrics:
Stars up above
"The Music's No Good Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The music smells good without you
Original Lyrics:
The music's no good without you
"The Power" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A king is crying from his thong
He had a cream, but now she's dome.
Original Lyrics:
A king is crying from his throne
He had a queen, but now she's gone.
"The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How about the waving ass?
Original Lyrics:
How about the way he acts?
"The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it in his face Oh no, that's just his charm In his morning breath Oh no, that's just his arms
Original Lyrics:
Is it in his face Oh no, that's just his charm In his warm embrace Oh no, that's just his arms
"The Shoop Shoop Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How about the waving ass?
Original Lyrics:
How about the way he acts?
"The Shoop Shoop Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in his piss (that's where it is)
Original Lyrics:
It's in his kiss (that's where it is)
"Walking In Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was walking in Belfast
Original Lyrics:
And I was walking in Memphis
See Marc Cohn for the original as well
"Walking In Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been walking with my feet and feed of the field.
Original Lyrics:
I've been walking with my feet 10 feet off of Beale.
"Walking In Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw the GOATS OF ELVIS
Original Lyrics:
Saw the GHOST OF ELVIS
"Walking In Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' with my feet 10 feet off the field.
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' with my feet 10 feet off of Beale.
"Walking In Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with my feet 10 feet off a beat
Original Lyrics:
Walking with my feet 10 feet off of Beale
"Walking In Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with my feet and feet on a peel.
Original Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale.
"Walking In Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off a Beatle
Original Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
"Walking In Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off a pier
Original Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
"Walking In Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off the field
Original Lyrics:
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
"Walking In Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was walking in milk-fuss.
Original Lyrics:
And I was walking in Memphis.
"Walking in Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was walking in barefoot.
Original Lyrics:
When I was walking in Memphis.
"Walking in Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was walking in the mail force
Original Lyrics:
When I was walking in Memphis
"Walking in Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow and green, it would be glad to see you,
If you haven't got a prayer
Original Lyrics:
Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
"You Wouldn't Know Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, you window low
Original Lyrics:
No, you wouldn't know love

Other Misheard Artists

Bands:#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ - (Search)
Corrections

Please use the link next to each misheard lyric to suggest a correction. We do our best to review entries as they come in, but we can't possibly know every lyric to every song.

Disclaimer

Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
How difficult is this artist to understand: 
How much do you like this artist: 
How funny are these misheard lyrics: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.

Voting Results

 
Understanding: 2.1
Liked: 3.3
Funny: 3.3

Total Votes: 165