-> "If Lori Should Literally Turn Back Time"
Original Song Title:
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"If Lori Should Literally Turn Back Time"
The Lyrics
If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally find a way
She'd take back those words that've hurt him
And he'd stay
Lori doesn't remember why she does the things she has done
Lori doesn't remember why she says the things she says
Pride's like a cell phone it can ring deep inside
Words are like human pretzels they bend sometimes
Lori doesn't really mean to hurt him
Lori doesn't wanna see him go
Lori knows she made him cry, but brother
If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally find a way
She'd take back those words that've hurt him
If Lori should literally reach the stars
She'd give them all to him
Then he'd love me, love me
Like he used to do
If Lori should literally turn back time
My house was shattered Lucy was literally torn apart
Like Leni took Vanzilla and drove it deep in the cold wet water
He walked out that door Lori sworn that she doesn't mind
But Lori loses everything owned by him then and there
Too strong to ask him she was stupid
Too proud to ask him she was wrong
Lori knows that she was nice, and bossy
If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally find a way
She'd take back those words that've hurt him
If Lori should literally reach the stars
She'd give them all to him
Then he'd love me, love me
Like he used to do
Oh
If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally turn back time
Oh brother
Lori doesn't really mean to hurt you
Lori doesn't want to see him go
Lori knows she made him cry, but oh
If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally find a way
She'd take back those words that've hurt him
If Lori should literally reach the stars
She'd give them all to him
Then he'd love me, love me
Like he used to do
If Lori should literally turn back time (Turn back time)
If Lori should literally find a way (Find a way)
Then literally, literally, literally
He'd stay out of her bedroom
Reach the stars
If Lori should literally reach the stars...
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