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Song Parodies -> "If Lori Should Literally Turn Back Time"

Original Song Title:

"If I Could Turn Back Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"If Lori Should Literally Turn Back Time"

Parody Written by:

LoriLoud33

The Lyrics

More homages to Lori Loud (from The Loud House).
If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally find a way
She'd take back those words that've hurt him
And he'd stay

Lori doesn't remember why she does the things she has done
Lori doesn't remember why she says the things she says
Pride's like a cell phone it can ring deep inside
Words are like human pretzels they bend sometimes

Lori doesn't really mean to hurt him
Lori doesn't wanna see him go
Lori knows she made him cry, but brother

If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally find a way
She'd take back those words that've hurt him
If Lori should literally reach the stars
She'd give them all to him
Then he'd love me, love me
Like he used to do

If Lori should literally turn back time

My house was shattered Lucy was literally torn apart
Like Leni took Vanzilla and drove it deep in the cold wet water
He walked out that door Lori sworn that she doesn't mind
But Lori loses everything owned by him then and there

Too strong to ask him she was stupid
Too proud to ask him she was wrong
Lori knows that she was nice, and bossy

If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally find a way
She'd take back those words that've hurt him
If Lori should literally reach the stars
She'd give them all to him
Then he'd love me, love me
Like he used to do

Oh

If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally turn back time
Oh brother

Lori doesn't really mean to hurt you
Lori doesn't want to see him go
Lori knows she made him cry, but oh

If Lori should literally turn back time
If Lori should literally find a way
She'd take back those words that've hurt him
If Lori should literally reach the stars
She'd give them all to him
Then he'd love me, love me
Like he used to do

If Lori should literally turn back time (Turn back time)
If Lori should literally find a way (Find a way)
Then literally, literally, literally
He'd stay out of her bedroom
Reach the stars
If Lori should literally reach the stars...

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