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Song Parodies -> "Lay Down Malky"

Original Song Title:

"Lay Down Sally"

Original Performer:

Eric Crapotn

Parody Song Title:

"Lay Down Malky"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

as sung by my new woman, the Elliebeast... until jan 2006 when the malkster undergoes gastric bypass surgery to be half the man I am now..
there is no room, something's wrong,
you have all the room next to me
you've lost some weight, but lots to go
eat me out of house and home, while you're with me,
hey jelly bean,

lay down Malky,
the flab beneath your arms,
don't you think you want some one to rock you?
lay down Malky you still weight a ton,
I've been tryin all year long just to stop you

your waistline clearly on the rise,
you still got those man boobs above
underneath those thunder thighs
you are looking fatter won't you play with me?
and leave some food for me?

lay down Malky,
the flab beneath your arms,
don't you think you want some one to rock you?
lay down Malky you still weight a ton,
I've been tryin all year long just to stop you

I'd like to see you get so light
but you love your butter creamery
so don't you go and eat outside
order pizza, my baby and please stay with me,
and get the extra cheese..

lay down Malky,
the flab beneath your arms,
don't you think you want some one to rock you?
lay down Malky you still weight a ton,
I've been tryin all year long just to stop you

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Michael Pacholek - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
But what if all that extra weight is the source of all your powers... parodic and, uh, otherwise?
stuart mcarthur - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
very funny read and take on the OS, Malcolm - LOL - 555

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