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Song Parodies -> "Love Doll"

Original Song Title:

"Rag Doll"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Love Doll"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

love doll, daddy little cutie
blown up, man she has a pootie
all mine, they never seen ya
delivered in the back door
hot time, polyvinyl chloride,
inflate, blow some air up inside
love dol, baby won't you do me
like you done before

I'm feelin like a bad boy,
with a rubber bad toy
I'm kissin with a love doll
like throwin myself at this toy
she's squeakin, now real loud,
never take her out in a crowd
try and sell me an old one,
but there's options with this one
bought her cash, now baby she's mine
all slippery, and real fine
scally wally ozzle, blow into the nozzle,
then she comes up and puts me out of misery
love doll, just like in the movies,
don't talk, that is really groovy,
all mine, they never seen ya
delivered at the back door
hot time, polyvinyl chloride,
inflate, blow some air up inside
love dol, baby won't you do me
like you done before

Now I'm movin, yes I'm groovin
gonna patch her up real fine
like riding on a land mine

scally wally ozzle, blow into the nozzle,
then she comes up and puts me out of misery
love doll, just like in the movies,
don't talk, that is really groovy,
all mine, they never seen ya
delivered at the back door
hot time, polyvinyl chloride,
inflate, blow some air up inside
love dol, baby won't you do me
like you done before

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Princess Ana - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
A couple of pacing issues, but can't you just imagine Steven Tyler singing this.

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