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Song Parodies -> "Fag Ball"

Original Song Title:

"Rag Doll"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Fag Ball"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

fag ball, all of them are prancing,
some tall, men and men are dancing
not mine, soon they'll see me leavin by the back door.. yeah

this stuff wasn't on the venue
for me, chicks are on the menu
fag ball, maybe this won't do me
and not done before...

feeling like a fag boy
maybe just a shag toy
showin up at fag balls
not for me a hang-toy
help me get myself out
this is not my new crowd
try to sell me on a male dream
no way baby it's so ob-scene
no grabbing at your "grape vine"
keep your hands away, this is mine
dressed like lizzy, dancing till they're dizzy
maybe one drink,a shot until I'm out of my misery

see them movin, dragged up, groovin
get ready for the fun time
some look like women this time
in your thigh they're stabbin, some are even grabbin'
oh I'm dizzy


see them movin, dragged up, groovin
get ready for the fun time
some look like women this time
see them movin, dragged out groovin'

look like lizzy, drink till dizzy
maybe one drink,a shot until I'm out of my misery

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Jake - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
WHY YOU HOMOPHOBIC BASTARD!!!!
Lake - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
BWA HA HA HA HA HA!

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