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Song Parodies -> "You'll Have To Blow (the Breathalyzer Lament)"

Original Song Title:

"He'll Have To Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Reeves

Parody Song Title:

"You'll Have To Blow (the Breathalyzer Lament)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

put your drunk lips a little closer, don't you know?
nice tight seal, with lips together, there you go,
just tell the judge, you're slightly over, readings low,
but till then, just bear right with me,
you'll have to blow....

tell it to me, is it gin or rum or beer?
why did you drink too much and end up here?
the cell is fine, unclear your mind, I'd like to know
why you're pissed up, till you fess up, you'll have to blow

you can say the lies you want to say,
while you're going in the can
but the cell mate that you're sleeping with
is Bubba, and he likes men

put your drunk lips a little closer, don't you know?
nice tight seal, with lips together, there you go,
just tell the judge, you're slightly over, readings low,
but till then, just bear right with me,
you'll have to blow....

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Michael Pacholek - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
As Jerry Coleman would say, you're treading thin ice here.

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