Song Parodies -> Heave
| Original Song Title: | "Breathe" |
| Original Performer: | Faith Hill |
| Parody Song Title: | "Heave" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
I can see pieces flying through the air
feeling like pooh gets me that way
watching my dinner tonight tossed my place
and then it's flushed away
all my thoughts seem to settle now post heave
when I'm lying near the can
the whole load just slips away
the only thing I hear
is the flushy water part
cause I can feel me heave
gushing out of me
suddenly I'm blowing chunks and goo
there'e nothing left to come
baby all I gotta do is clean
indigestive rush
caught up with a flush
baby isnt that the way that puke's supposed to be
I can feel me heave
just heave
in a way I know my lunch is coming up
and all the chunks come tumbling down
i'm grosser than I've ever felt before
and I know
and you know
it gets for worse for me right now,
cause I can feel me heave
gushing out of me
suddenly I'm blowing chunks and goo
there'e nothing left to come
baby all I gotta do is clean
indigestive rush
caught up with a flush
baby isnt that the way that puke's supposed to be
I can feel me heave
feeling like pooh gets me that way
watching my dinner tonight tossed my place
and then it's flushed away
all my thoughts seem to settle now post heave
when I'm lying near the can
the whole load just slips away
the only thing I hear
is the flushy water part
cause I can feel me heave
gushing out of me
suddenly I'm blowing chunks and goo
there'e nothing left to come
baby all I gotta do is clean
indigestive rush
caught up with a flush
baby isnt that the way that puke's supposed to be
I can feel me heave
just heave
in a way I know my lunch is coming up
and all the chunks come tumbling down
i'm grosser than I've ever felt before
and I know
and you know
it gets for worse for me right now,
cause I can feel me heave
gushing out of me
suddenly I'm blowing chunks and goo
there'e nothing left to come
baby all I gotta do is clean
indigestive rush
caught up with a flush
baby isnt that the way that puke's supposed to be
I can feel me heave
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