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Song Parodies -> "Take A Walk On The Left Side"

Original Song Title:

"Take A Walk On The Wild Side"

Original Performer:

Lou Reed

Parody Song Title:

"Take A Walk On The Left Side"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the final vote was down in F.L.A
they ate chads, near every day
meant to vote here, see? see? see?
never mind about honesty,
they said hey folks, take a walk on the left side
got money? take a walk on the left side

Gore he came from the out of the foothills
bout as smart as my daddy's football
but he never lost his head,
no, never lost his empty head,
he said hey guys, take a walk on the left side
hey mama take a walk on the left side

and all the lefties go
goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo
goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo
goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo
goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo

slick willy, well he threw it away,
changed it to the oral office one day
inquiry here and committe there,
I never had sex with that woman he' d say

but hey man, I walk on the left side
yeah mama, I walk on the left side

now it's time for them to hit the streets
crying foul, they rigged and still got beat
all cried foul, they said no no no
they said hey man, come and walk on the left side
yeah man, need to walk on the left side

lefties just started fading away
they'll be back, again they say
but only if the markets crash, then the'll come and tax tax tax

and say hey baby.. this is life on the left side
hey mama, come take a walk on the left side
goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo
goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo
goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo
goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 13

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Royce Miller - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Way to go, Malcolm
Meriadoc - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, your pacing's kind of off, but you can still sing it... 4-5-5
Billy Florio - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Malcolm....the pacing is a little off but it is still great....I loved the line: "Gore he came from the out of the foothills bout as smart as my daddy's football"
Michael Pacholek - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Smartest football you'll ever see. Thousands of votes never got counted once. Of course, if Republicans could count, Ol' Ronnie really woulda balanced the budget by 1984 like he promised. And as for Clinton, how many time do we gotta say it: A Republican-controlled Senate couldn't get a majority to say guilty. Too bad you couldn't just have a vote of no confidence like in Merrie Olde, right, Malcolm?
Quayle - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Give it up, MP. You're starting to sound like Murphy Brown.
Cranky Citizen - March 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Sucks big time.

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