I used to surf quite a lot,
I used to love what I got
I used to visit "am I right" each day..
why don't Willy get it,
really, man don't sweat it..
you just shouldn't carry on this way
Oh we voted right .. you know it's true
didn't know there was such whining till we found you

you should go the distance
write one out..
write a "Tong one"
it's the democrat resistance
write some out,
do a "tong one"

People talkin about Bush
they got nothin else to do
when it all comes round
write a song or two..
write a "Tong one"
ooh I want to tell you
write a "Tong one"
it's a 'Tong one"