-> "Safe Food ( The E.coli Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Hey Jude"
Parody Song Title:
"Safe Food ( The E.coli Song)"
The Lyrics
safe food, won't make you sad
no e.coli, and it tastes better
remember, this stuff will render your heart
make it now not start, and make you lots deader
safe food, when it is made
there's no cow dung, it will taste better
but if in it, it's now just under your skin
infections begin, and you don't feel better
and medications ese the pain,
feel good, again
thare's several wounds now on your shoulders
for well you know that it's uncool,
to go in pools
without a thing told of what's on your shoulder
Na na na na na
Na na na na
safe food, won't strike me down
quarter pounders, all made from heffers
remember, this stuff will all eat your heart
when infection starts to meke you feel deader
so rinse it off, and shove it in,
just eat, begin
you're waiting for Bush to send the feds in..
and don't they know tht it's so true,
cow dung, is poo
the proof that you need is on your shoulder
Na na na na na
Na na na na yeah
safe food, it don't taste bad
take this cow dung, and eat some lettuce
remember, it's getting under your skin
infections begin
and then you feel deader
deader deader deader deader deader oh!!!!!
Na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, safe food
Na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, safe food
Na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, safe food
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