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Song Parodies -> "Safe Food ( The E.coli Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Safe Food ( The E.coli Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

safe food, won't make you sad
no e.coli, and it tastes better
remember, this stuff will render your heart
make it now not start, and make you lots deader
safe food, when it is made
there's no cow dung, it will taste better
but if in it, it's now just under your skin
infections begin, and you don't feel better

and medications ese the pain,
feel good, again
thare's several wounds now on your shoulders
for well you know that it's uncool,
to go in pools
without a thing told of what's on your shoulder

Na na na na na
Na na na na

safe food, won't strike me down
quarter pounders, all made from heffers
remember, this stuff will all eat your heart
when infection starts to meke you feel deader

so rinse it off, and shove it in,
just eat, begin
you're waiting for Bush to send the feds in..
and don't they know tht it's so true,
cow dung, is poo
the proof that you need is on your shoulder


Na na na na na
Na na na na yeah

safe food, it don't taste bad
take this cow dung, and eat some lettuce
remember, it's getting under your skin
infections begin
and then you feel deader
deader deader deader deader deader oh!!!!!

Na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, safe food
Na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, safe food
Na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, safe food

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stuart mcarthur - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm glad you kept the "on your shoulder" lyric in Malcolm - it just makes the OS, that line, doesn't it? - 555

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